Holy Shit Doug Jones Won
After what was one of the most contentious and nauseating political campaigns in recent political history, Democrat Doug Jones narrowly defeated alleged pedophile and confirmed bigot Roy Moore to represent Alabama in the Senate.
Jones’s victory comes after months of intense campaigning, much of which was overshadowed by the shocking allegations that Moore—a fundamentalist bigot who would have been be a horrific senator even if his personal life was spotless—was a serial sexual predator who targeted underage girls, some as young as 14 years old.
Despite the accusations, President Donald Trump threw the full weight of the White House behind Moore, tweeting as recently as Tuesday morning that “Roy Moore will always vote with us.”