Crypto Bros Are in Shambles
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A fight in cryptoland spilled over into normieville this weekend, as an eminently reasonable request from two Blockworks writers was treated with the kind of level-headed reason we have come to expect from a market driven by mostly men paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for jpegs.
It began with Ryan Selkis, CEO of Messari Crypto, a cryptocurrency intelligence and research service, posting a video from Mar-a-Lago saying “fight for crypto. Support President Trump.”
Molly Jane Zuckerman and Jeff Albus wrote a retort on Blockworks that linked to Selkis’s tweet, titled “Only a fool would vote on crypto alone.” Selkis then said that Blockworks would publish his reply this week. If you didn’t have a Twitter account and didn’t know how big of an influence crypto Twitter has on the crypto markets, you’d think this was a pretty ordinary industry debate taking place on a respected crypto news service.
Before I dive into this whole mess, I do want to point out to my lefty Splinter compatriots that this already is more complex than the binary “lol all crypto is dumb” picture you typically see on the left. I have been paying attention to this stuff since 2014 and I spent all of 2021 and most of 2022 trading that bull run and diving head-first into crypto, and I can personally attest that the “lol crypto is dumb” characterization is extremely true, but it does not apply to all of crypto. Blockworks has already proven that with their “you should be a normal, well-adjusted human” take with lines like this.
I want to be clear — I do not care if you vote Republican, Democrat, or third-party, as long as you care about the issues at stake, and truly believe that the candidate in question is representative of your views. But voting for a candidate you would not otherwise support, simply because they favor the deregulation of a sector in which you hold a profit motive, is a compromise that you should not make.
This is the opinion that sent the unhinged crypto Twitter bros into a full-fledged meltdown in a woman’s mentions (I can also personally attest that this is far from the first time that has happened in crypto too). Crypto is global, so saying that crypto is conservative is simply not true and sells short the complexities that comes with an industry with as much influence in Asia as the United States—but the United States crypto bros, yeah, the most vocal ones are Trumpy—whether these supposed free-thinkers want to believe it or not. Their tongue is affixed to Dear Leader’s boot.
Austin Campbell, founder of Zero Knowledge Consulting and a professor at Columbia business school, said that if Biden wins “I will be leaving the country, likely renouncing my citizenship, and becoming an active advisor to companies and nations who are fully intending to use blockchains to seize control of the financial rails from the United States.”
This is a pretty good introduction to the level of hysteria currently taking place.
Martin Shkreli, the famous scammer who went to prison and then very hilariously told famed crypto scammer Do Kwan that prison wasn’t so bad, also got in on the dogpile, and after I told him he was a weirdo for photoshopping himself into Lauren Duca’s photos, he got definitely not mad online at me, tagged my boss, then tagged Twitter suggesting they should take down Splinter’s page, and then he gave Splinter some free promotion! All because I started poking fun at him for joining the crypto bro meltdown over an eminently reasonable take like “have interests other than being a weird reclusive poster who never talks to women except when you yell at them.”
check out this amazing article from the venerable splinter dot com which received ZERO likes or retweets. someone please give them a like? https://t.co/aqZhqz4mdO