The Sad Saps of Neoliberal Reddit Trying to Make Globalism Cool Again
                            
“If this post gets 10,000 upvotes, I’ll get Mutti tattooed on my ass!” announced Reddit user Errk_ fu in June, linking to a portrait of Angela Merkel.
In the r/neoliberal subreddit, “Mutti,” the German word for mother, has emerged as an affectionate shorthand for the embattled chancellor, a European centrist. In the months since Fu issued his offer, he’s easily raked in more than enough upvotes—27,000 in total—to seal his fate. Right now, he’s drumming up support on a GoFundMe to finance an extensive, uniquely globalist posterior portrait. “$500,000. Full butt piece, neoliberal memes throughout,” to include “Bernke,” an in-house nickname for former American Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke, an illuminati eye, and taco trucks. For $1,000,000, he’ll add a “highly explicit (in good taste) portion devoted to Trudeau and Macron.”
This is the kind of excess that gives r/neoliberal its character. Fu’s butt tattoo is the most horrific and high-effort example, but as always, shitposting contains multitudes. In a single week alone, you can find a repurposed Tyler, The Creator tweet decrying rent control, a Spongebob meme translating the established market’s dread as Bitcoin spikes in value, a haughty webcomic comparing kids getting seduced by socialism to moths buzzing towards a kill-lamp, and a starter pack for anarcho-capitalist goons.
One of r/neoliberal’s favorite targets is another subreddit called r/latestagecapitalism, where Howard Zinn-reading teenagers bemoan the shortcomings of the American healthcare system and the federal minimum wage. For example: Mr. Krabs losing his mind over the anniversary of Castro’s death. Or Karl Marx wiping the sweat from his brow as he stares down at two buttons: one labeled “capitalism doesn’t work because people are selfish,” the other, “people will work for the common good in a socialist society.”
Aesthetically, these jokes are right in line with the gleeful zealotry found elsewhere on the political spectrum—part of an aggressive partisan shift that was only exacerbated by Trump’s rise. Many of these movements use similar sensibilities to communicate their political stances online. It’s in rosebud-adorned Left Twitter and Chapo Patreon comments, where freshly-minted radicals have established a new language for a generation raised on memes. Its far-right analog lives in racist Discord channels, generating white nationalist Pepes. Frankly, it was only a matter of time before the perturbed neoliberals wanted to have the same fun.
“Neoliberalism” is a famously abused term, but fundamentally it refers to the bipartisan laissez-faire economic standard embraced by every U.S. president in recent memory. Neoliberalism favors an unburdened free market, austerity measures, privatization, and globalized trade deals—all of which make it less of a sectoral party preference, and more like a late-capitalist operating baseline. That wasn’t always the case; there was a time before the Reagan ‘80s where neoliberal policy was considered genuinely extreme. Today it’s more of a shorthand for a privatization-friendly status quo.
The Neoliberal subreddit itself has existed for years, one of the thousands of barren, long-abandoned forums on the internet. Its boosters have rarely needed a staging ground or a place for solidarity, and that probably would still be the case if Hillary Clinton were president. Unfortunately for the neoliberal base, Hillary Clinton is not president. In 2016 the “globalists cucks” were handed an earthshaking defeat, and the building blocks of neoliberal philosophy are under attack from both the Breitbart and Bernie wings of the political landscape. And those supposedly fringe alternatives have energized a huge swath of young people who’ve been left cold by the traditional conception of western economics.
It’s hard to stand toe-to-toe with the newfound fashionability of socialism, but r/neoliberal is doing its damndest to make globalism cool again.
MrDannyOcean, one of the subreddit’s moderators, knows what he’s up against. He’s not the first or the last person to try and re-normalize a civic culture that’s gone haywire. “If there’s going to be a bounce-back” to neoliberalism, “it will probably have to brand itself as a ‘return to sanity’ or something similar,” he explains. In the past, invoking a “returning to sanity” would constitute a bipartisan caucus or a Jon Stewart-ordained rock concert. Now, the neoliberals are embracing the language of politicized memes.
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