This is what it looks like when your Tesla S crashes on autopilot
One of the Tesla Model S’s most touted features is what the electric car manufacturer calls Autosteer, which combines the car’s various sensors to activate a “Traffic-Aware Cruise Control” that effectively sets the vehicle on autopilot. It also lets drivers change lanes by activating the turn signal, enables the car to self-park, and allows dads to prank their children.
Of course, the technology is new, and doesn’t always work, as Tesla-owner Chris Thomann learned on a Swiss highway last week.
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