'Valley of the Dolls' was written in 1966, but can teach us a hell of a lot about 2016
Valley of the Dolls was called “a piece of trash” by the critic John Simon, who said he’d rather “see dogs fornicate” than read the novel. Time Magazine named it April 1966’s “dirty book of the month.” Nora Ephron once wrote that the experience of reading the book “was like reading a very, very long, absolutely delicious gossip column.” Then there was the novel’s author, Jacqueline Susann, who was accused by David Frost of “typing on a cash register.” Truman Capote referred to her as a “truck driver in drag.” Susann also famously threw a cocktail at Johnny Carson, and her writing was routinely dismissed as tacky, lewd, dime-store fare. Still, Valley of the Dolls quickly became the best-selling novel of all time—and 50 years later, you can certainly see why.
Fueled by sex, drugs (“dolls,” as they’re called), and driving ambition, the novel tells a salacious story of Hollywood gossip as it evolves over two decades, in the orbit of various (thinly veiled) celebrities. But half a century after the book’s publication, Valley of the Dolls is far more than a drugstore paperback. It is a surprisingly contemporary and earnest look at success, womanhood, and the struggle for women to both have it all and be it all, in a world where “all” is still defined by men.
Valley of the Dolls focuses on the stories of three heroines who become friends while trying to make it in showbiz in a post-World War II New York City. There’s the well mannered and well-bred, understated beauty Anne Wells (who readers at the time thought to be in the likeness of Grace Kelly), the young, fame-hungry vaudeville performer Neely O’Hara (modeled after Judy Garland), and the Marilyn Monroe-esque bombshell Jennifer North. All three women use New York as an escape from a previous small town reality—pursuing new lives and chasing independence, wealth, careers, and men. The novel makes clear that these goals of theirs have a timeline. In the world of Valley of the Dolls, turning 30 is as good as death, and having your life sorted before that birthday is key. One of the novel’s male characters, Allen, puts this ethos best: “This is a man’s world—women only own it when they’re very young.”
In many ways, bouffant hairstyles and sepia-toned mood included, the novel feels like one long Lana Del Rey song. But the plot of the novel would function easily in the world of 2016—the characters spend late nights scouring newspaper columns looking for mentions of themselves, in much the same way that we now tally our Instagram likes. And of course, having it all is arguably as difficult now as it was back then. Late in the novel, one of main female characters says to another, “Oh, girlfriend, isn’t it wonderful! We’ve both wound up at the top, with success, security, and a man we love and respect.” This declaration defines the characters’ understanding of “having it all” and it’s one that looks pretty close to what many would consider “having it all” by today’s standards, too.
In the novel, the reason women are given even a drop of power when young is because youth, at least in these pages, is synonymous with beauty. Lana Del Rey famously crooned, “Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful?” In Valley of the Dolls, the answer to that question is a firm “no.”
For Jennifer, Neely, and Anne beauty—defined by pale skin, bright eyes, thick hair, and skinny waists—is paramount and its dissolution is treated as a death sentence. “Age settled with more grace on ordinary people,” Susann writes. “But for celebrities—women stars in particular—age became a hatchet that vandalized a work of art.” It’s a sentiment that, while grim, is entirely recognizable on a contemporary and public scale. We don’t need to look beyond the magazine racks at a supermarket checkout for proof of that.
In their quest to have it all, the women of the novel groom their looks while also pursuing careers and relationships. Again, their successes and failures are largely out of their hands. Men are in charge—personally and professionally—leading businesses and making proposals, very often ignoring the voices and protestations of women along the way. “A wife held the same social status as a screenwriter,” Susann writes. “Necessary but anonymous.” Ultimately, marriage becomes the downfall of each of the novel’s most important women.
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