Your childhood is a lie: claw machines are rigged
Have you ever felt disappointed in yourself after many, many failed attempts at the claw machine? Do you still dream about that one time the claw grabbed the stuffed bear, pulling it to safety, only to drop it at the very last second? Do you carry these disappointments and insecurities with you to this day, and do they haunt you in every facet of your life?
If so, this latest news from Vox may come as a relief: apparently, these machines are rigged to produce this disappointment. It’s not you! You’re free!