I will be honest with you: I think this pumpkin is too big!!!
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If you were falling off a cliff, you’d ask for MORE JOBS—not big pumpkins.
Somebody tell that to the Safeway World Championship Pumpkin Weigh-Off. The Bay Area’s annual pumpkin contest crowned its winner Monday, ABC News reports—a “lumpy” gourd clocking in at 1,969 pounds. And I’m not afraid to say that honestly????
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This pumpkin is too big!
And so are these!
Everyone’s thinking it, Melissa! These pumpkins—they’re too big!
I wanted the news, not the big pumpkin!!!!
Excuse me, waiter? Garçon? This pumpkin’s too big!
What is this? Charlie Brown? Is it Charlie Brown? Is it, Melissa? Peanuts? Charlie Brown?
What starts with “This pumpkin…” and ends with “…is too big”? Don’t even get me started!!!!
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