I'm Deeply Troubled to Report Stephen Miller Got a Girlfriend

By Katherine Krueger | September 19, 2019 | 2:08pm

Trump Administration

The wonders of the world simply do not cease. As NBC News reported today, Vice President Mike Pence has hired a new press secretary, Katie Waldman. Immediately more intriguing: Waldman is apparently dating congenitally awful human Stephen Miller.

That news item-within-the-news immediately triggered a mass wave of revulsion that the man behind some of Donald Trump’s most inhumane, racist policies found someone to date him, with the phrase “Dating Stephen Miller” trending on Twitter.

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