Is There a Single Funny Conservative Comedian?
Photo by screenshot of The New Norm Show
You’ll notice I put the word comedian in the title, as I have met many funny conservatives in my life. What I have yet to see in 37 years of walking the Earth however, is a single funny human in the conservative media complex, which is structured around a fundamental lack of humor and self-awareness in service of pushing a reactionary agenda on behalf of America’s billionaire class.
I ask this question in light of a new animated conservative comedy on Twitter which stars Dave Rubin, JP Sears, and talk radio show host Larry Elder, whose first episode featured Elon Musk. I am legally obligated to slap a content warning on this for the immense amounts of cringe emanating from this video. There isn’t a single original thought in this entire three and a half minute trainwreck.
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“Legalize humor!!” 😂Check the mini PILOT of the first animated sit-com on 𝕏 featuring @larryelder @RubinReport @AwakenWithJP and a special appearance by an animated @elonmusk
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