Read This Bill O'Reilly Tweet to Die Instantly

Disgraced former Fox News host Bill O’Reilly offered his Twitter followers—and now, you at home—a handy lifehack last night for anyone wishing to achieve an instant but extraordinarily painful death: picturing his fetid flesh soaking in the tub.

Nothing eases the stress of watching your career as a bloated racist implode in a mushroom cloud of sexual harassment allegations quite like a nice bath bomb, perhaps with a scented candle or two.

Feeling edgy? Linger.

May God have mercy on your soul.