Vaginal Discharge: A Guide
Itâs pretty normal for a group of lady friends to discuss their periods, sex lives, poop habits, even yogurt preferences. But one topic thatâs still off the table, and entirely inappropriate for a nice brunch or book club, is the topic of VAGINAL DISCHARGE.
But whatâs the big deal? Every person with a vagina produces it, and every person with a vagina (myself included) has wondered: Is mine normal? Also: What the hell is this stuff??
Dischargeâwhich btw is completely normalâdoes not need to be a mystery. In fact, learning how to âreadâ it can provide useful information!
Lucky for you, I am here to decode it for you, once and for all.
What is discharge?
First, the basics. Discharge is a substance produced by the female reproductive system, comprised mainly of water, micro-organisms, and vaginal cells. Its production is “activated” by the hormone estrogen, which triggers the vaginal walls and glands of the cervix and uterus to shed old cells and flush them out. The result is that sticky substance we all know and loveâŚin our underwear.
“Normal” vaginal discharge varies from woman to woman. Depending on where you are in your menstrual cycleâand your bodyâs own unique biological magicâit can range from clear to milky white, from thin and viscous to tacky and amazingly stretchy.
Note that it’s the vagina’s internal parts that do the excreting. Neither the labia nor any of the external portions of the vulva contain any glands, and no glands means no discharge.
What is the purpose of discharge?
If you havenât heard, your vagina is a self-cleaning oven! We have discharge to thank for that. âThe purpose of discharge is to keep the vagina clean,â explains Vanessa Cullins, the vice president for external medical affairs at Planned Parenthood Federation of America.
I like to think of discharge like an artisanal cleansing product, made for and by your vagina.
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