What could Bernie Sanders be saying to these chill as hell tweens?


Democratic presidential candidate and Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders met three supremely chill tweens during a recent trip to Iowa, and I need to know what they talked about.

Did they discuss sweet mirrored shades? How you wake up one morning and you’re not sure if orange socks and pink sneaks really works together but then it just totally works together? Free tuition to public colleges?

What if this was the beginning of a beautiful friendship between a group of young Iowans with off-the-charts sartorial skills (that bald eagle shirt!!!) and a 77-year-old curmudgeonly socialist grandpa? Just imagine that and hold it in your heart for one second and maybe write some fan fic about it and then send it to me.

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