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- Splinter Asks: Is Grandpa Too Old to Be President?By Caitlin SchneiderDecember 10, 2018 | 4:56pm
- Now That Bush Is Finally Buried We Get Our Damn Avengers: Endgame Trailer By Nick MartinDecember 7, 2018 | 5:27pm
- PETA Needs to Log the Fuck OffBy Paul BlestDecember 5, 2018 | 3:57pm
- Superfans Are Convinced They're Not Getting an Avengers 4 Trailer Because of Bush's DeathBy Nick MartinDecember 4, 2018 | 9:45pm
- Presenting the First and Only Ranking of Chain Pizza Restaurants to Appear on Any GMG SiteBy Nick MartinNovember 28, 2018 | 9:23pm
- Why Do Brits Love Thanksgiving?By Libby WatsonNovember 22, 2018 | 2:00pm
- The Blinding Whiteness of the Coen Brothers’ Wild WestBy Nick MartinNovember 20, 2018 | 9:07pm
- Shocking News: 2018 Not the Worst Time to Be AliveBy Caitlin SchneiderNovember 20, 2018 | 5:43pm
- Splinter Says: No Christmas Before Thanksgiving!By Jack CrosbieNovember 19, 2018 | 7:56pm
- My Review of the First 20 Minutes of Fantastic Beasts: Something Something GrindelwaldBy Nick MartinNovember 19, 2018 | 6:15pm
- Splinter Asks: What's a Bag?By Jack CrosbieNovember 16, 2018 | 10:01pm
- Study: Store Brands Are Better But You Are Too Stupid and Fancy to Acknowledge ItBy Hamilton NolanNovember 8, 2018 | 5:53pm
- Point-Counterpoint: Daylight Saving Time By Hamilton NolanNovember 5, 2018 | 9:25pm
- The Great Splinter Commenter Purge By SplinterNovember 5, 2018 | 6:07pm
- Halloween SucksBy Katherine KruegerOctober 31, 2018 | 6:05pm
- Behold, 2018's Most Problematic Halloween CostumesBy Caitlin SchneiderOctober 30, 2018 | 8:20pm
- Splinter (Mostly) Agrees: It's Too Hot TodayBy Clio ChangMay 3, 2018 | 4:26pm
- Tag Yourself, I'm the UmbrellaBy Clio ChangApril 30, 2018 | 6:21pm
