A poem composed of actual nicknames for Barack Obama found in right-wing internet comment sections

Obimbo, Obarfo,
Oblahblah, Obysmal,
Oblunder, Obozo,
Obastard, Odismal.

Obogus, Obrother,
Oblowme, Obumbles,
Ofungus, Ofoolish,
Ofailure, Ofumbles.

Ovomit, Ovulva,
Odopey, Odrama,
Obola, Obooba,
Obarbie, Otrauma.

Kid Zero, King Clueless,
The Commander-in-Thief,
Il Doofus, Il Douchebag,
The Pantywaist-in-Chief.

His Majesty, His Travesty,
President Empty Chair,
King Bamster, King Momjeans,
The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers.

Ododo, Odildo,
Odorkus, Odipshit,
O’Carter, O’Chavez,
O’Hitler, Onitwit.

Ogolfer, Ogreedy,
Ojackoff, Ojerka,
Obonghit, Obigshit,
Obonehead, Oburka.

D’ohbama, Nobama,
Blowbama, Onut,
Obutthole, Obuttwipe,
Obuttmunch, Obutt.