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- My Review of the First 20 Minutes of Fantastic Beasts: Something Something GrindelwaldBy Nick MartinNovember 19, 2018 | 6:15pm
- Brexit-Loving Koch Acolytes Are Getting Rich Off Climate Change Denial in the UKBy Nick MartinNovember 19, 2018 | 5:34pm
- This Year's White House Correspondents' Dinner Will Abandon Any Semblance of FunBy Jack CrosbieNovember 19, 2018 | 5:09pm
- Trump Implies That He Probably Could Have Stopped 9/11 (He Famously Did Not)By Katherine KruegerNovember 19, 2018 | 4:48pm
- Actually Mike Bloomberg Your Charity Donation Is That of a Selfish PrickBy Hamilton NolanNovember 19, 2018 | 4:22pm
- Stop Falling for Bullshit About 'Identity Politics'By Katherine KruegerNovember 19, 2018 | 3:52pm
- Conservative Nerds Desperately Try and Fail to Dunk on AOC While She's Making SoupBy Jack CrosbieNovember 19, 2018 | 3:15pm
- The Jim Acosta Nightmare Will Never End (UPDATE: The Nightmare Ends, Kind Of)By Jack MirkinsonNovember 19, 2018 | 2:15pm
- Stacey Abrams Says She's Going to Run for Office AgainBy Sophie WeinerNovember 19, 2018 | 1:17pm
- After a Contentious Florida Midterm, Dr. Brenda Snipes Will Resign as Broward County Elections SupervisorBy Sophie WeinerNovember 19, 2018 | 3:00am
- Public Housing Is a Pest-Infested Hellscape and HUD Doesn't CareBy Sophie WeinerNovember 19, 2018 | 1:30am
- Sen. Bill Nelson Concedes to Rick Scott in Contested Florida RaceBy Sophie WeinerNovember 18, 2018 | 11:55pm
- Finland’s President Calls Bullshit on Trump’s Raking Theory for WildfiresBy David BoddigerNovember 18, 2018 | 10:09pm
- Trump Shows His Decorum By Calling a Congressman ‘Adam Schitt’By David BoddigerNovember 18, 2018 | 8:08pm
- Trump’s Interview with Fox’s
Chris Wallace Was Batshit Crazy, As ExpectedBy David BoddigerNovember 18, 2018 | 6:39pm
- With Democrat Gil Cisneros’ Win
in California, the ‘Orange Curtain’ Turns BlueBy David BoddigerNovember 18, 2018 | 3:51pm
- The Gritty City Antifascist CommitteeBy Hamilton NolanNovember 18, 2018 | 2:00pm
- Lawyers Petition Supreme Court to
Rule on Legality of Whitaker
AppointmentBy David BoddigerNovember 17, 2018 | 10:47pm
- Racist White Man Berates Women for
Speaking Spanish in Las VegasBy David BoddigerNovember 17, 2018 | 9:02pm
- CIA Says Saudi Crown
Prince Ordered Jamal Khashoggi’s Killing, But Trump Isn’t ConvincedBy David BoddigerNovember 17, 2018 | 7:48pm
- The Number of Undocumented Children in U.S. Custody Surpasses 14,000By David BoddigerNovember 17, 2018 | 5:01pm
- Over 1,000 Missing in Northern
California’s Camp Fire, Officials SayBy David BoddigerNovember 17, 2018 | 3:37pm
- How Racism Won the 2018 MidtermsBy Alex ClarkNovember 16, 2018 | 11:00pm
- Stacey Abrams Goes Down FightingBy Jack CrosbieNovember 16, 2018 | 10:44pm
- Splinter Asks: What's a Bag?By Jack CrosbieNovember 16, 2018 | 10:01pm
- House Democrats Balk at Prospect of Being GoodBy Libby WatsonNovember 16, 2018 | 9:29pm
- Trump Interrupts Medal of Freedom Ceremony to Be Extremely HornyBy Jack CrosbieNovember 16, 2018 | 8:16pm
- How Big Pharma Invests in the Status QuoBy Libby WatsonNovember 16, 2018 | 7:51pm
- Betsy DeVos Spending Millions on Round-the-Clock Protection From ProtestersBy Nick MartinNovember 16, 2018 | 7:25pm
- Lindsey Fucking Graham Is Going to Be the Next Senate Judiciary Committee ChairBy Rafi SchwartzNovember 16, 2018 | 6:07pm
- Top White House Correspondent Bravely Calls for Being Deferential to TrumpBy Jack CrosbieNovember 16, 2018 | 5:52pm
- McConnell Is Itching to Give Jesse Helms' Former Lawyer a Lifetime Court AppointmentBy Nick MartinNovember 16, 2018 | 5:35pm
- Can We Please Not Force Beto O'Rourke 2020By Katherine KruegerNovember 16, 2018 | 5:11pm
- Donald Trump's Long History of Pretending He Cares About WomenBy Alex ClarkNovember 16, 2018 | 4:49pm
- Barbara Lee for Speaker By Paul BlestNovember 16, 2018 | 4:27pm
- Jim Acosta Gets His Press Pass Back (For Now)By Rafi SchwartzNovember 16, 2018 | 4:06pm
- The Lingering Ghost of the North Carolina Republican SupermajorityBy Nick MartinNovember 16, 2018 | 3:31pm
- GOP Senator Who’s Definitely Joking: What If We Just Didn’t Let Liberals VoteBy Jack CrosbieNovember 16, 2018 | 3:06pm
- Man Trying to Oust Nancy Pelosi Says There Are Lots of 'Competent Females' Who Can Replace HerBy Rafi SchwartzNovember 16, 2018 | 2:39pm
- Avenatti Still Considering Running for President Even After Domestic Violence ArrestBy Sophie WeinerNovember 16, 2018 | 1:31pm
- U.S. Will Sanction 17 Saudis Involved in Khashoggi KillingBy Sophie WeinerNovember 16, 2018 | 1:45am
- The Subway Is Still FuckedBy Sophie WeinerNovember 16, 2018 | 1:40am
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Allegedly Pushes Back on Establishment Dems Over Climate Change Strategy in Meeting, Denies Politico's Reporting [UPDATED]By Sophie WeinerNovember 15, 2018 | 11:22pm
- It's Official: Florida's Heading Into Yet Another Election RecountBy Rafi SchwartzNovember 15, 2018 | 11:03pm
- Troll Posts Creepshot Somehow Proving Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is Rich, Gets Ratio'd to HellBy Katherine KruegerNovember 15, 2018 | 10:31pm
- Eat Shit, LoserBy Katherine KruegerNovember 15, 2018 | 10:01pm
- America's Thirstiest Fake News Network Throws Themselves Behind Trump in Lawsuit With CNNBy Rafi SchwartzNovember 15, 2018 | 9:37pm
- George Soros, We Are Ready to Fight For YouBy Hamilton NolanNovember 15, 2018 | 8:29pm
- 'Fiddler on the Roof' Audience Endures Jackass Shouting 'Heil Hitler, Heil Trump'By Rafi SchwartzNovember 15, 2018 | 7:23pm
- What's Kyrsten Sinema's Deal?By Paul BlestNovember 15, 2018 | 6:31pm
- Thoughts and Prayers for the NRA, Which Can't Afford Coffee For Its Staffers AnymoreBy Libby WatsonNovember 15, 2018 | 5:25pm
- Trump Basically Just Admitted Appointing Matt Whitaker Was All About the Mueller InvestigationBy Rafi SchwartzNovember 15, 2018 | 4:57pm
- By Katherine KruegerNovember 15, 2018 | 4:10pm
- Pod Fails AmericaBy Nick MartinNovember 15, 2018 | 3:50pm
- The 'Sax Of Shaolin' Makes Thousands Busking in the Subway | UndercurrentBy Alex ClarkNovember 15, 2018 | 3:15pm
- The Midterms Basically Destroyed What Was Left of the California GOPBy Paul BlestNovember 15, 2018 | 2:49pm
- Nancy Pelosi Is in the Fight of Her Political LifeBy Jack MirkinsonNovember 15, 2018 | 2:12pm
- Melania Trump Causes Top National Security Aide to Be Removed From Her PostBy Sophie WeinerNovember 15, 2018 | 1:29pm
- Acting Attorney General Matt Whitaker Allegedly Threatened a Man Who Criticized His Scam CompanyBy Sophie WeinerNovember 15, 2018 | 2:13am
- Rep. Mia Love Sues Salt Lake County to Stop Vote Counting By Sophie WeinerNovember 15, 2018 | 1:20am
- Michael Avenatti Has Been Arrested for Domestic ViolenceBy Sophie WeinerNovember 14, 2018 | 11:55pm
- New Dems Are Young As Hell, Which Is GoodBy Rafi SchwartzNovember 14, 2018 | 11:15pm
- Jeff Flake is Determined to Go Out With a WhimperBy Jack CrosbieNovember 14, 2018 | 10:40pm
- Trump Proves Once Again He Has No Idea How To Do Simple, Normal Shit Like Buy CerealBy Jack CrosbieNovember 14, 2018 | 9:28pm
- House Republicans Elect Predictably Bad Cut-Out to Lead ThemBy Rafi SchwartzNovember 14, 2018 | 8:39pm
- Oh Good, Democrats Picked Chuck Schumer AgainBy Katherine KruegerNovember 14, 2018 | 8:14pm
- Texas Just Voted to Teach a New Generation of Kids That Moses Was Basically a Founding FatherBy Nick MartinNovember 14, 2018 | 7:49pm
- Bored Soldiers Grill James Mattis About What the Hell They're Doing at the Southern BorderBy Jack CrosbieNovember 14, 2018 | 7:25pm
- You Wallow In the Decadence of Affluence, Vainly Seeking an Easier Softer Way of Fitness By Hamilton NolanNovember 14, 2018 | 7:10pm
- Red Versus BlueBy Jorge RamosNovember 14, 2018 | 6:28pm
- The Mainstream Press Vows to Protect Jim Acosta at All (Some) Costs By Jack CrosbieNovember 14, 2018 | 5:58pm
- Senate Taking Up Heitkamp's Savanna's Act After Another Horrific Attack on Native WomanBy Nick MartinNovember 14, 2018 | 4:48pm
- Fox News Please Never Stop Doing This By Rafi SchwartzNovember 14, 2018 | 4:23pm
- Don't Buy Mitch McConnell's BullshitBy Paul BlestNovember 14, 2018 | 4:03pm
- Now Accepting Your Conspiracy Theories for Why Fox News Hasn't Tweeted in Almost a WeekBy Katherine KruegerNovember 14, 2018 | 3:39pm
- What's Up With This New York Mag Secession FanficBy Jack CrosbieNovember 14, 2018 | 3:14pm
- Get a Load of These 2 WienersBy Rafi SchwartzNovember 14, 2018 | 2:32pm
- If You Think This Is Bad, Just Wait Until 2020By Paul BlestNovember 14, 2018 | 1:51pm
- Please Try to Make Sense of Lindsey Graham's Position on Protecting the Mueller InvestigationBy Sophie WeinerNovember 14, 2018 | 1:25pm
- Dozens of People Displaced by Northern California Fires Are Living in a Walmart Parking Lot By Sophie WeinerNovember 14, 2018 | 3:25am
- White Supremacist Who Called Synagogue Shooting a 'Dry Run' Arrested On Illegal Gun ChargesBy Sophie WeinerNovember 14, 2018 | 12:55am
- After Trump's Tax Cuts, Companies Eliminated More Jobs Than They CreatedBy Sophie WeinerNovember 14, 2018 | 12:05am
- Hate Crimes Are on the Rise in AmericaBy Rafi SchwartzNovember 13, 2018 | 10:00pm
- We Asked: Should Weed Be Legalized?By Marvin Van BurenNovember 13, 2018 | 9:11pm
- I Never Want to Hear Another Goddamn Word About Cuomo and de Blasio Being 'Progressives'By Katherine KruegerNovember 13, 2018 | 8:37pm
- Michigan's New Dem Governor Is Already Flooding Her Administration With Corporate InterestsBy Libby WatsonNovember 13, 2018 | 7:48pm
- John Kelly's Time in the White House May Finally Be Coming to an EndBy Rafi SchwartzNovember 13, 2018 | 5:51pm
- HQ2 Was Just a Sick TestBy Nick MartinNovember 13, 2018 | 4:34pm
- How to Stop the Amazon Extortion From Happening AgainBy Hamilton NolanNovember 13, 2018 | 3:58pm
- The Georgia Election Is Still Very Fucked UpBy Paul BlestNovember 13, 2018 | 3:02pm
- CNN Is Suing Donald Trump Over His Treatment of Jim AcostaBy Rafi SchwartzNovember 13, 2018 | 2:46pm
- And Now, Some Thoughts on France from the President of the United StatesBy Rafi SchwartzNovember 13, 2018 | 2:15pm
- Nancy Pelosi and Her Supporters Are Going All Out to Save Her JobBy Sophie WeinerNovember 13, 2018 | 2:00pm
- Will New York Resist the Urge to Give Amazon Literally Everything It Wants?By Jack MirkinsonNovember 13, 2018 | 1:30pm
- Trump Reportedly Plans to Fire Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen NielsenBy Sophie WeinerNovember 13, 2018 | 4:45am
- Kansas City Health Department Pours Bleach on Food Intended for HomelessBy Sophie WeinerNovember 13, 2018 | 2:50am
- Democrat Kyrsten Sinema Wins Tight Arizona Senate RaceBy Sophie WeinerNovember 13, 2018 | 1:20am
- Georgia Secretary of State Tells Election Officials to Count All Verifiable Absentee Ballots By Sophie WeinerNovember 13, 2018 | 12:50am
- Liar Confirms He'll Be Indicted for Lying to MuellerBy Jack CrosbieNovember 12, 2018 | 10:39pm
- How Did Medicare for All Candidates Fare in the Midterms?By Libby WatsonNovember 12, 2018 | 10:25pm
- Trump Is Spinning Conspiracy Theories About the Florida Recounts While Fundraising Off Them, TooBy Jack CrosbieNovember 12, 2018 | 9:47pm
- What is Melania Trump's ProblemBy Rafi SchwartzNovember 12, 2018 | 9:22pm
- The Gall of George W. BushBy Nick MartinNovember 12, 2018 | 8:56pm
- SNL Took the BaitBy Caitlin SchneiderNovember 12, 2018 | 7:16pm
- Wisconsin School District Launches Probe Into Photo of Students Appearing to Give Nazi SaluteBy Rafi SchwartzNovember 12, 2018 | 6:55pm
- Honestly I’m Good With Blaming John McCain For Losing the House, WhateverBy Jack CrosbieNovember 12, 2018 | 6:27pm
- Republicans Are Freaking Out About the Democrats' Small-Dollar Fundraising MachineBy Libby WatsonNovember 12, 2018 | 5:29pm
- Can Someone Please Explain This Deeply Cursed Ed Krassenstein Tweet to MeBy Katherine KruegerNovember 12, 2018 | 4:38pm