Racist Keebler Elf Announces Return to Woods
Former Attorney General Jeff Sessions is OUT (again)! According to a Politico today, he “doesn’t sound eager” to run for his old Senate seat in 2020, and said he “doesn’t miss being a senator.” Instead, he plans on literally going back to “the woods” where his racist Keebler ass belongs. Good fucking riddance.
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