Dave Brockie, aka Oderus Urungus of GWAR, Found Dead

This is sad. Dave Brockie, best known as GWAR lead singer Oderus Urungus, found dead at age 50.

Trolling isn’t a new phenomena. It’s been around since at least the 17th century, and there’s evidence to prove this claim.

Kids these days. Just because they aren’t old enough to drink doesn’t mean they don’t actually have a refined palate for alcoholic beverages.

GIF BREAK! How do you celebrate knocking two higher-seeded teams? If you’re Stanford, with more cowbell.

The new SATs are still pretty easy to game.

What the Florida, part one: State officials pretty much give up on fighting back invasive pythons from Everglades. As if that weren’t enough, a Nile crocodile was recently found there as well.

What the Florida, part two: In the state, you are entitled to privacy from inside the confines of your home. That doesn’t extent to your backyard, where your neighbor can totally set up a camera to record you.

Jerk magician uses tricks on poor dogs. Hilarity ensues:

Meanwhile, In Egypt, 529 members of the Muslim Brotherhood have been sentenced to death.

An 11-year-old was lost in New York City for five days and this is what he saw.

Fidel Martinez is an editor at Fusion.net. He’s also a Texas native and a lifelong El Tri fan.