• elections, big-story Trump, the Wind, and the Thin Line Between Reality and Madness By Jacob Weindling July 15, 2024 | 3:35pm
• elections Dear Anonymous Senior House Democrat, Go Fuck Yourself By Jacob Weindling July 15, 2024 | 1:30pm
• big-story The Trump False Flag Conspiracy Theory Is So Stupid By Jacob Weindling July 14, 2024 | 1:40pm
• white-house Schmuck of the Week: Dr. Jill Biden By Jacob Weindling July 12, 2024 | 2:45pm
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• sports, musings Fun Fact: Basketball, Hockey and Soccer Are All the Same Sport By Jacob Weindling July 10, 2024 | 3:00pm
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• palestine Israel Has Killed 186,000 Gazans According to a “Conservative Estimate” By Jacob Weindling July 8, 2024 | 3:00pm
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• sports Remembering a Play: Modern Greece's 11 Gods Make History at the Euros By Jacob Weindling July 5, 2024 | 2:00pm
• white-house Schmuck of the Week: Senior Presidential Advisor Hunter Biden By Jacob Weindling July 5, 2024 | 12:45pm
• elections The Democrats Deserve This By Jacob Weindling July 3, 2024 | 3:10pm
• trumpland, economy Trump Could Bring Us Economic Stagflation if He Wins By Jacob Weindling July 2, 2024 | 3:00pm
• elections, billionaires Boy Are Big Time Democratic Donors Pissed Off at Joe Biden By Jacob Weindling July 1, 2024 | 3:15pm
• elections, sports Let Me Golf with Joe Biden and Donald Trump, I Will Destroy Them By Jacob Weindling June 28, 2024 | 2:50pm
• media, elections Schmuck of the Week: CNN Endorsed Trump's Fake News in the Debate By Jacob Weindling June 28, 2024 | 12:00pm
• elections Top 5 Potential Democratic Presidential Nominees By Jacob Weindling June 28, 2024 | 8:15am
• media, trumpland Is There a Single Funny Conservative Comedian? By Jacob Weindling June 27, 2024 | 2:45pm
• economy Are the Banks Teetering on Collapse? Or Do You Not Understand How Bonds Work? By Jacob Weindling June 27, 2024 | 1:20pm
• elections Democrats Are Apparently Okay with Foreign Election Interference Now By Jacob Weindling June 26, 2024 | 2:35pm
• sports Get Your Stupid Ringzzz Culture Out of Hockey By Jacob Weindling June 25, 2024 | 2:15pm
• palestine Former Israeli Intel Chief: “If We Shall Not End This Occupation, We Shall Not Have Democracy” By Jacob Weindling June 25, 2024 | 11:55am
• media, elections Idiot Centrist Says Lincoln Was Too Anti-Slavery, Therefore Biden Should Moderate By Jacob Weindling June 24, 2024 | 3:00pm
• supreme-court Two Years Ago, the GOP Supreme Court Declared War on Women By Jacob Weindling June 24, 2024 | 11:00am
• sports Remembering a Play: Willie Mays and the World Series Basket Catch By Jacob Weindling June 21, 2024 | 2:45pm
• trumpland, economy Schmuck of the Week: Martin Shkreli’s Trump Coin By Jacob Weindling June 21, 2024 | 12:45pm
• the-discourse, musings Kendrick Lamar Proves World Peace Is Possible Through Mutual Hatred of Drake By Jacob Weindling June 20, 2024 | 3:05pm
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• palestine Hot Take: Jews Shouldn’t Compare Themselves to Nazis By Jacob Weindling June 18, 2024 | 1:45pm
• sports Golf Will Never Love You Back By Jacob Weindling June 17, 2024 | 3:35pm
• elections Nebraska Contains a Portal to Hell Where Trump and Biden Tie By Jacob Weindling June 17, 2024 | 12:25pm
• sports Remembering a Play: After 22 Years, Sakic Hands the Cup to Bourque By Jacob Weindling June 14, 2024 | 3:15pm
• trumpland, economy Donald Trump Has a New Unbelievably Stupid Idea By Jacob Weindling June 14, 2024 | 10:20am
• big-story Three Quarters of a Million People in Sudan Are Facing Starvation By Jacob Weindling June 13, 2024 | 2:25pm
• media Fake News Isn’t the Problem, TV News Is By Jacob Weindling June 12, 2024 | 3:00pm
• economy Chiquita Financed Terrorism, Proving Yet Again That Capitalism Has No Moral Center By Jacob Weindling June 11, 2024 | 3:00pm
• climate, economy Airlines Demonstrate the Benefits and Challenges of Getting to Net Zero By Jacob Weindling June 10, 2024 | 3:15pm
• sports Remembering a Play: When Chris Bosh and Ray Allen Saved LeBron’s Legacy By Jacob Weindling June 7, 2024 | 1:00pm
• big-story, international-affairs Israel’s Emergency Government Is Set to Break Up This Weekend By Jacob Weindling June 7, 2024 | 10:45am
• trumpland Steve Bannon Do Not Pass Go Do Not Collect $200 Go Directly to Jail By Jacob Weindling June 6, 2024 | 2:40pm
• media, white-house Wall Street Journal Publishes Sleazy Hit Piece on Biden’s Age By Jacob Weindling June 6, 2024 | 10:25am
• economy Could the Economy Fall When the Fed Lowers Interest Rates? By Jacob Weindling June 5, 2024 | 3:00pm
• white-house, immigration Biden Backs Trump’s Asylum Ban, Proving Dems Believe In Nothing By Jacob Weindling June 5, 2024 | 11:10am
• media, sports Can ESPN Please Just Be Normal About Women’s Basketball By Jacob Weindling June 4, 2024 | 3:15pm
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• sports Justin Jefferson Got *Paid*, Proving the NFL Is a Brand-New World By Jacob Weindling June 3, 2024 | 2:15pm
• elections, trumpland Make Colin Cowherd DNC Chair You Cowards By Jacob Weindling June 3, 2024 | 11:05am
• sports Remembering a Play: Gretzky and Lemieux Author Canada’s Favorite Moment Against the Soviets By Jacob Weindling May 31, 2024 | 2:10pm
• elections, trumpland Let’s See ol Donny Trump Wriggle His Way Out of THIS Jam! By Jacob Weindling May 31, 2024 | 11:40am
• sports, musings Stop Giving Me So Much Beer Damnit! By Jacob Weindling May 30, 2024 | 3:05pm
• palestine, international-affairs Joe Biden Buried the Global Order in Gaza, It’s China’s World Now By Jacob Weindling May 30, 2024 | 12:25pm
• state-of-the-nation, big-story Of Course Young Voters Are Dismayed by *Gestures at Everything* By Jacob Weindling May 29, 2024 | 2:55pm
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• sports Remembering a Play: Derek Fisher and the Closest Buzzer Beater Ever By Jacob Weindling May 24, 2024 | 2:20pm
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• sports We Can Stop Playing the NBA and NHL Playoffs Now By Jacob Weindling May 23, 2024 | 3:30pm
• economy Is the Economy Actually Bad or Are We All Just Stupid? By Jacob Weindling May 23, 2024 | 11:40am
• stat-news Missouri Republicans Are Apparently Pro-Child Marriage By Jacob Weindling May 22, 2024 | 1:25pm
• white-house, palestine Biden’s Failed Gaza Pier Is a Symbol of His Failed Foreign Policy By Jacob Weindling May 22, 2024 | 10:45am
• trumpland Rudy Giuliani Is Getting Into the Coffee Business and Is Definitely Not Broke By Jacob Weindling May 21, 2024 | 3:10pm
• economy, technology Scarlett Johansson Exposes OpenAI’s Rotten Business By Jacob Weindling May 21, 2024 | 12:55pm
• big-story This May Be the Beginning of the End for Netanyahu, But Not for Israel's Assault on Gaza By Jacob Weindling May 20, 2024 | 12:31pm
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• sports WNBA Ticket Sales Skyrocket as Caitlin Clark Joins the League By Jacob Weindling May 16, 2024 | 2:05pm
• media, palestine Hacks Like MSNBC's Joe Scarborough Are Lying About the U.N.'s Palestinian Death Toll By Jacob Weindling May 16, 2024 | 10:00am
• economy Maybe Inflation Isn’t That Bad? By Jacob Weindling May 15, 2024 | 2:35pm
• elections, white-house Trump Agrees to Debate Biden Twice, God Help Us All By Jacob Weindling May 15, 2024 | 12:15pm
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• white-house, trumpland Crypto Bros Are in Shambles By Jacob Weindling May 13, 2024 | 3:45pm
• economy I Lived Bitch By Jacob Weindling May 13, 2024 | 10:33am
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• trumpland Donald Trump Is the Closest He’s Ever Been to Prison By Jacob Weindling May 7, 2024 | 10:30am
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• economy Shitcoins Are Worse Than Ever Now By Jacob Weindling April 26, 2024 | 9:45am
• palestine, culture Political Pundit Nate Silver Has Bad Ideas About College Protests By Jacob Weindling April 25, 2024 | 1:05pm
• economy Serial Liar Elon Musk Promises “More Affordable” New Models Amidst Tesla's Falling Profits By Jacob Weindling April 24, 2024 | 2:55pm
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• media, palestine At Columbia University, The Stenographers Strike Back By Jacob Weindling April 22, 2024 | 2:35pm
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• big-story Israel Attacks Iran Like Iran Attacked Israel By Jacob Weindling April 19, 2024 | 10:45am
• sports No One Has Ever Looked Like They Cared Less While Saving a Game than Jake Oettinger Did By Jacob Weindling April 18, 2024 | 2:52pm
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• economy Tesla, and therefore Elon Musk, Could Be in Trouble By Jacob Weindling April 16, 2024 | 2:30pm
• big-story How Much Damage to Israel Did Iran Really Want to Cause? By Jacob Weindling April 15, 2024 | 1:45pm
• sports How to Fix Baseball’s Arm Injury Epidemic and Why It Starts With Kids By Jacob Weindling April 12, 2024 | 1:20pm
• big-story, sports O.J. Simpson: Football Star, Actor, and Acquitted Murder Suspect, Dies at 76 By Jacob Weindling April 11, 2024 | 3:15pm
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• media Right-Wing Daily Caller Idiots Prove They Don’t Understand Journalism By Jacob Weindling April 11, 2024 | 9:15am
• economy How the Government Incentivizes Corporate Greed By Jacob Weindling April 10, 2024 | 3:00pm
• palestine Haunting Video of Northern Gaza Reveals a City Totally Destroyed By Jacob Weindling April 10, 2024 | 12:50pm
• economy Inflation Is Not Going Away By Jacob Weindling April 10, 2024 | 9:40am