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• sports The Quarterbacks Are Bad! By Jacob Weindling September 9, 2024 | 2:35pm
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• sports Taylor Swift and the Kansas City Chiefs Expose American Hypocrisy, Part II By Jacob Weindling September 5, 2024 | 3:10pm
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• labor, economy How Modern-Day Slavery Aids Big Businesses Like McDonald’s and Wendy’s By Jacob Weindling September 4, 2024 | 1:40pm
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• elections, healthcare New Fox News Poll Indicates Arizona and Nevada Abortion-Rights Ballot Measures Are Really Popular By Jacob Weindling August 29, 2024 | 9:25am
• economy, technology Happy Nvidia Day, Where One Company Tells Us Whether America’s Economy Is Good or Bad By Jacob Weindling August 28, 2024 | 10:55am
• trump-administration, trumpland Former President Accuses His Own White House of Rigging the Election Against Him By Jacob Weindling August 27, 2024 | 12:55pm
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• media, international-affairs The New York Times Details the Difference Between Journalism and Stenography By Jacob Weindling August 26, 2024 | 3:00pm
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• sports Baseball Math Nerds, Please Save Us From the Abomination That Is OPS By Jacob Weindling August 22, 2024 | 2:00pm
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• elections, trumpland Obama Totally Insinuated That Trump Has a Tiny Dick, Right? By Jacob Weindling August 21, 2024 | 12:20pm
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• sports To Save Baseball, MLB Needs to Stop the Things that Help Teams Win By Jacob Weindling August 16, 2024 | 3:10pm
• elections, billionaires Schmuck of the Week: Larry Summers and the Billionaire Caucus in the Democratic Party By Jacob Weindling August 16, 2024 | 12:35pm
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• economy, technology The DOJ May Break Up Google and Monopolies Might Be Illegal Again By Jacob Weindling August 14, 2024 | 2:55pm
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• elections Top 5 Potential Democratic Presidential Nominees By Jacob Weindling June 28, 2024 | 8:15am
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