• media Resistance Is Not Futile By Jacob Weindling February 10, 2025 | 5:37pm
• economy Trump’s Trade War and Elon’s Coup Mean It’s Time to Learn About Inverted Yield Curves Again By Jacob Weindling February 10, 2025 | 11:43am
• media Five Reasons to Subscribe to Splinter, A Good Website By Jacob Weindling February 7, 2025 | 11:51am
• trump-administration, billionaires Elon Musk Has Private Security Goons Guarding the EPA By Jacob Weindling February 7, 2025 | 10:35am
• trumpland, sports Splinter’s Very Real and Very Accurate Super Bowl Betting Preview By Jacob Weindling February 7, 2025 | 10:26am
• congress Society Has Evolved Past the Need for a Ro Khanna By Jacob Weindling February 6, 2025 | 2:21pm
• trumpland Thomas Jefferson Wasn’t Very Religious You Idiot Know-Nothing Republicans By Jacob Weindling February 6, 2025 | 12:20pm
• congress, trump-administration Many Democrats Are Fundamentally Unserious People Who Still Don’t Get It By Jacob Weindling February 5, 2025 | 1:43pm
• trumpland Proud Boys Fuck Around and Vandalize Black Church, Then Find Out They Lost Their Name to Said Black Church By Jacob Weindling February 4, 2025 | 4:16pm
• trump-administration If You Support Elon and DOGE, You Hate the Constitution By Jacob Weindling February 4, 2025 | 11:36am
• economy, technology Silicon Valley Is Filled with Idiot Frauds Who Owe their Lives to Government Handouts By Jacob Weindling February 3, 2025 | 4:57pm
• trump-administration, economy Trump Delays Mexico Tariffs As the Markets Give Him an Ominous Warning By Jacob Weindling February 3, 2025 | 3:12pm
• sports, billionaires Sports Fans Understand Better than Anyone Why Billionaires Shouldn't Exist By Jacob Weindling January 31, 2025 | 5:09pm
• trump-administration, economy Elon Innovates New and Exciting Way to Crash the Economy in His Rolling Coup By Jacob Weindling January 31, 2025 | 1:51pm
• elections Don’t Screw This Up, Lefties By Jacob Weindling January 30, 2025 | 4:31pm
• trump-administration Politicizing Tragedies Is One of the Best Ways to Stop Them from Happening Again By Jacob Weindling January 30, 2025 | 11:59am
• trump-administration, economy Trump and Elon Are Trying to Nuke the Economy and the Bond Market Knows It By Jacob Weindling January 29, 2025 | 5:37pm
• elections Democrats Flip Trump +21 District in Iowa By Jacob Weindling January 29, 2025 | 11:55am
• trump-administration Democratic Leaders Are Paralyzed By Their Own Cowardice and Incompetence By Jacob Weindling January 28, 2025 | 2:56pm
• economy, technology How China May Have Just Crushed the U.S. Markets With AI By Jacob Weindling January 27, 2025 | 1:22pm
• congress, billionaires Why the UFO Story Matters, and It Has Nothing to Do with UFOs By Jacob Weindling January 24, 2025 | 3:32pm
• trump-administration, economy America’s Anemic Housing Market Is in Trouble By Jacob Weindling January 24, 2025 | 12:11pm
• immigration, trump-administration Trump's Plan to Overturn the Constitution Hits Its First Roadblock By Jacob Weindling January 23, 2025 | 4:28pm
• trump-administration, sports Is the NFL Bending the Knee to Elon and Trump? By Jacob Weindling January 23, 2025 | 2:56pm
• trumpland AOC Uses Elon's Nazi Salute to Show How the Left Can Reclaim Patriotism By Jacob Weindling January 22, 2025 | 3:34pm
• trump-administration, billionaires Trump Proves Use Case for Crypto, Has Crypto Bros Turn on Him By Jacob Weindling January 21, 2025 | 12:33pm
• trumpland Elon Musk Gives Nazi Salute at Trump Inauguration By Jacob Weindling January 20, 2025 | 4:39pm
• trump-administration The Fragmentation of America is Upon Us By Jacob Weindling January 20, 2025 | 3:58pm
• white-house Biden's Legacy Is the End of American and Democratic Institutional Legitimacy By Jacob Weindling January 17, 2025 | 5:15pm
• congress, trump-administration, technology Idiot Democrats Hand Trump a Gift with TikTok Flip Flop By Jacob Weindling January 17, 2025 | 12:09pm
• elections, culture Who Is the Bigger Loser, Joe Biden or Drake? By Jacob Weindling January 16, 2025 | 2:55pm
• white-house, trump-administration, palestine Israel and Hamas Agree to Ceasefire Deal, Reportedly with Trump's Help By Jacob Weindling January 15, 2025 | 4:51pm
• congress, climate The LA Wildfires Prove that Elected Republicans Are Bad People Who Enjoy Watching Americans Suffer By Jacob Weindling January 15, 2025 | 11:32am
• sports The NFL Playoffs Always Come for the Frauds First By Jacob Weindling January 14, 2025 | 6:06pm
• elections, immigration Primary (Almost) Every Democrat Who Supports Trump’s Agenda By Jacob Weindling January 14, 2025 | 3:15pm
• trump-administration, big-story, climate How Can You Have Hope in a World So Broken? By Jacob Weindling January 14, 2025 | 11:52am
• media Jeff Bezos Continues to Remake the Washington Post into his Pro-Trump Dream By Jacob Weindling January 13, 2025 | 12:01pm
• elections Seventeen Years Ago, Barack Obama Taught the Democrats a Lesson They Still Haven’t Learned By Jacob Weindling January 10, 2025 | 4:54pm
• supreme-court, trump-administration Four Conservative SCOTUS Justices Tell Us They Will Do Whatever Trump Tells Them To By Jacob Weindling January 10, 2025 | 11:01am
• white-house You Don’t Have to Be Nice to Him By Jacob Weindling January 9, 2025 | 4:42pm
• elections A Short List of People and Things that Would Have Beat Joe Biden By Jacob Weindling January 9, 2025 | 2:05pm
• sports When Fandom Pays Off By Jacob Weindling January 8, 2025 | 5:03pm
• climate, economy The Climate Crisis Will End Home Ownership as We Know It and Eventually Crash the Economy By Jacob Weindling January 8, 2025 | 12:21pm
• economy Up Only Market Does that Thing Where It Says It’s Worried About the Economy and Trump By Jacob Weindling January 7, 2025 | 5:10pm
• elections, economy, billionaires Capitalists Line Up to Lick Trump’s Boots, Prove They Don’t Understand America By Jacob Weindling January 7, 2025 | 12:54pm
• musings The Food Discourse Is Ridiculous and People Who Don't Know Math Are Being Silly By Jacob Weindling January 6, 2025 | 5:24pm
• trumpland January 6th Proved That America Is Ungovernable By Jacob Weindling January 6, 2025 | 11:42am
• sports The SEC Lost the College Football Playoff By Jacob Weindling January 3, 2025 | 4:25pm
• congress, trumpland GOP Crazies Give Speaker Mike Johnson a Preview of the Chaos they Can Create in the House By Jacob Weindling January 3, 2025 | 11:34am
• supreme-court Fix the Supreme Court and Piss John Roberts Off with This One Neat Trick By Jacob Weindling January 2, 2025 | 5:06pm
• trump-administration, economy Elon Targets His Competitor with DOGE while Annual Tesla Sales Decline for the First Time Ever By Jacob Weindling January 2, 2025 | 12:05pm
• elections, big-story 2024 Was the Pandemic's Revenge on Normalcy By Jacob Weindling December 31, 2024 | 5:40pm
• technology This Year Proved Once and for All That Google Is an Enemy of Humanity By Jacob Weindling December 31, 2024 | 12:16pm
• trumpland Is “Adrian Dittman” Elon Musk’s Burner Account? By Jacob Weindling December 30, 2024 | 3:30pm
• white-house Jimmy Carter Proved that Good Men Can Still Be Bad Presidents By Jacob Weindling December 30, 2024 | 12:44pm
• big-story What Happened to the New Jersey Drone Panic? Did Everyone Just Go Inside? By Jacob Weindling December 27, 2024 | 3:20pm
• trumpland How Democrats Can Drive a Wedge in the Republican Party By Jacob Weindling December 27, 2024 | 12:45pm
• economy The Economy Is Flashing Warning Signs as the Stock Market Bubble Inflates By Jacob Weindling December 26, 2024 | 4:48pm
• trumpland Elon Musk Spends Christmas Upsetting His White Supremacist Fanboys By Jacob Weindling December 26, 2024 | 11:30am
• trumpland The Gaetz Report Proves Merrick Garland to Be Earth’s Most Useless Human By Jacob Weindling December 23, 2024 | 1:31pm
• congress, white-house Biden Confirmed More Judges Than Trump Did By Jacob Weindling December 23, 2024 | 11:18am
• sports The Hater’s Guide to the College Football Playoffs By Jacob Weindling December 20, 2024 | 5:00pm
• billionaires The Cops Showed You Who They Are Yesterday By Jacob Weindling December 20, 2024 | 11:52am
• economy Did the Stock Market Just Fire a Warning Shot at Trump? By Jacob Weindling December 19, 2024 | 3:51pm
• trumpland Elon Musk Handed the Democrats A Gift, Will they Use It? By Jacob Weindling December 19, 2024 | 2:00pm
• sports Are We At the End of an Era for Veteran NFL Quarterbacks? By Jacob Weindling December 18, 2024 | 1:53pm
• healthcare Poll: Young Voters Are Sympathetic to the Killing of the UnitedHealthcare CEO By Jacob Weindling December 18, 2024 | 11:41am
• congress Gerontocratic Democrats Teach AOC that Helping the Party Doesn’t Help You By Jacob Weindling December 17, 2024 | 1:37pm
• trumpland Former GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Thinks Star Wars Is Real By Jacob Weindling December 17, 2024 | 11:56am
• media People Left Twitter Because Twitter's Product Sucks, Not Because of Purity Politics By Jacob Weindling December 16, 2024 | 12:07pm
• big-story I Think I Know What Those "Drones" Are Over New Jersey By Jacob Weindling December 15, 2024 | 1:52pm
• elections, labor, economy Democrats Should Embrace the Fire Your Boss Agenda By Jacob Weindling December 13, 2024 | 5:10pm
• media Journalist Arrests Are on the Rise, Almost Entirely Because of Protests Against Israel By Jacob Weindling December 13, 2024 | 12:03pm
• congress, labor Joe Manchin and Kirsten Sinema Prove Their Loyalty to Trump One Last Time By Jacob Weindling December 12, 2024 | 1:02pm
• white-house Biden Will Commute the Sentences of Nearly 1,500 ‘Non-Violent’ Offenders By Jacob Weindling December 12, 2024 | 10:50am
• trumpland Bernie Sanders and Some Democrats Get Ready to Lick Elon’s Boots and Practice the Politics of the Past By Jacob Weindling December 11, 2024 | 4:19pm
• media, congress Nancy Mace Is an Irredeemable Garbage Person Who Loves Bullying Vulnerable People and Yet the Media Still Believes Her By Jacob Weindling December 11, 2024 | 11:31am
• media NBC Seems to Suggest a Children's Video Game is to Blame for UnitedHealthcare CEO's Killing By Jacob Weindling December 10, 2024 | 4:44pm
• big-story Unidentified "Drones" Are Doing Whatever They Want Over America's Sensitive Military Bases By Jacob Weindling December 10, 2024 | 12:47pm
• big-story Possible United HealthCare CEO Killer Caught, Had Manifesto Criticizing Profits Over Care By Jacob Weindling December 9, 2024 | 2:05pm
• congress Jim Clyburn Says Biden Should Pardon Trump, Further Proving Democrats Believe in Nothing By Jacob Weindling December 9, 2024 | 12:14pm
• Remembering a Play: When Boise State Brought Cinderella to College Football By Jacob Weindling December 6, 2024 | 5:16pm
• big-story Civility is for Civilized Societies By Jacob Weindling December 6, 2024 | 1:30pm
• big-story Who Is Allowed to Kill in America? By Jacob Weindling December 5, 2024 | 3:13pm
• palestine Amnesty International Concludes Israel Is Committing Genocide in Gaza By Jacob Weindling December 5, 2024 | 11:09am
• trumpland Trump Ponders Replacing Loser with Bigger Loser By Jacob Weindling December 4, 2024 | 4:24pm
• healthcare UnitedHealthcare CEO Shot and Killed in Suspected Targeted Attack By Jacob Weindling December 4, 2024 | 11:48am
• sports Nothing Revives a Football Fan’s Soul Like Hitting on a Quarterback in the Draft By Jacob Weindling December 3, 2024 | 5:13pm
• congress The Democrats Are a Social Club for Gerontocrats Who Love Losing By Jacob Weindling December 3, 2024 | 12:02pm
• media Here’s How the New York Times Produces Fake News By Jacob Weindling December 2, 2024 | 5:18pm
• white-house Joe Biden Pardons Hunter Biden, Screws Over Kamala Harris One Last Time By Jacob Weindling December 2, 2024 | 1:01pm
• economy The Stock Market Is About to Look a Lot Like Trump By Jacob Weindling November 27, 2024 | 4:30pm
• elections Have the Democrats Won an Election On Their Own Terms Since 1964? By Jacob Weindling November 27, 2024 | 11:55am
• economy Trump Announces Blanket Tariffs in His Bid to Crash the Economy By Jacob Weindling November 26, 2024 | 11:45am
• media After this Braindead Elon and Vivek Take, Can We Please Stop Taking Fareed Zakaria Seriously Now? By Jacob Weindling November 25, 2024 | 2:22pm
• sports I Went to Las Vegas and Saw the Future of the NFL By Jacob Weindling November 25, 2024 | 12:21pm
• elections Popularism Is for Weak Cowards Who Don’t Understand Politics By Jacob Weindling November 22, 2024 | 4:03pm
• trump-administration Trump Is Not Playing 4D Chess, He’s Just a Fox News Grandpa By Jacob Weindling November 22, 2024 | 11:39am
• sports I Want Every Single One of You to Personally Apologize to Me and Deion Sanders By Jacob Weindling November 21, 2024 | 4:41pm
• trump-administration Matt Gaetz, Credibly Accused Sex Criminal, Withdraws from Attorney General Nomination By Jacob Weindling November 21, 2024 | 12:47pm
• international-affairs ICC Issues Historic Arrest Warrant for Benjamin Netanyahu By Jacob Weindling November 21, 2024 | 11:21am
• media Bluesky Proves You Can Do Crypto Without Cryptocurrency By Jacob Weindling November 20, 2024 | 5:32pm
• billionaires The Biggest Problem of All Is the American System as Designed, but We Can Still Fix It By Jacob Weindling November 20, 2024 | 2:31pm
• media Morning Joe Goes Full Trump While Defending Their Capitulation to Trump By Jacob Weindling November 19, 2024 | 4:31pm
• musings This Cruise Ship Is the Perfect Metaphor for Modern Liberalism By Jacob Weindling November 19, 2024 | 1:01pm
• media CNN Shows Nazis Marching, Then Asks Democrat if His Party Has an Antisemitism Problem By Jacob Weindling November 18, 2024 | 4:16pm
• elections Trump Did Not Win a Mandate By Jacob Weindling November 18, 2024 | 1:36pm
• sports Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson Is So America It Hurts By Jacob Weindling November 15, 2024 | 5:00pm