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- Stormy Daniels' Defamation Lawsuit Against Trump Just Got TossedBy Jack CrosbieOctober 16, 2018 | 12:42am
- Tucker Carlson Is Tired of People Yelling "Fuck You" At Him in RestaurantsBy Jack CrosbieOctober 15, 2018 | 11:05pm
- Noted Geneticist Donald Trump Wants to 'Personally' Test Elizabeth Warren's DNABy Rafi SchwartzOctober 15, 2018 | 9:44pm
- Subscribe to Splinter’s Very Good Newsletter So You Can Log the Fuck OffBy Caitlin SchneiderOctober 15, 2018 | 8:20pm
- Weird, Conservatives Aren't Buying Elizabeth Warren's DNA Test Even a Little BitBy Libby WatsonOctober 15, 2018 | 7:32pm
- We're Spending Millions on Security for the Graves of Dead TraitorsBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 15, 2018 | 7:01pm
- Why Did the University of California Invest $100 Million With a Top Dianne Feinstein Donor?By Jack MirkinsonOctober 15, 2018 | 6:30pm
- Minnesota GOP Senate Candidate Compared Michelle Obama to a Chimpanzee By Rafi SchwartzOctober 15, 2018 | 5:19pm
- Trump Reportedly Setting Up Obvious Trap for Democrats to Fall IntoBy Paul BlestOctober 15, 2018 | 4:55pm
- I'm Not Totally Sold on the Australian Cookie Monster Cat CaperBy Libby WatsonOctober 15, 2018 | 3:53pm
- Stop Working for Fox NewsBy Hamilton NolanOctober 15, 2018 | 3:07pm
- Democrats Told to Avoid Talking About Immigration, Which Will Surely Stem the Tide of FascismBy Paul BlestOctober 15, 2018 | 2:14pm
- Top House Republican's Family Reportedly Benefitted from Dubious Claim of Cherokee AncestryBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 15, 2018 | 1:44pm
- I Really Don't Get Why Elizabeth Warren Did a DNA Test to Prove Her Native American HeritageBy Katherine KruegerOctober 15, 2018 | 1:22pm
- Hillary Clinton Says Bill Didn't Abuse His Power With Monica Lewinsky Because She 'Was an Adult'By Jack CrosbieOctober 15, 2018 | 12:41pm
- Oh My God, Look at this PaintingBy Jack CrosbieOctober 15, 2018 | 2:05am
- Donald Trump's Quest for Ratings Continues with a Wild, Rambling 60 Minutes AppearanceBy Jack CrosbieOctober 15, 2018 | 12:55am
- TV Conservatives' Biggest Worries Right Now Are the Witches Hexing Brett KavanaughBy Jack CrosbieOctober 14, 2018 | 11:34pm
- Georgia GOP Senator Steals
Student’s Phone Over Question About Voter SuppressionBy David BoddigerOctober 14, 2018 | 9:54pm
- Trump Economic Adviser Larry Kudlow Needs to Shut Up and Act
on Climate ChangeBy David BoddigerOctober 14, 2018 | 7:27pm
- Trump Defends Family Separation As a Tactic to Discourage
Undocumented ImmigrationBy David BoddigerOctober 14, 2018 | 4:11pm
- Pro-Trump ‘Proud Boys’ Mob Beats Up Protesters Outside NYC ClubBy David BoddigerOctober 13, 2018 | 7:11pm
- Jared Kushner, Worth Over $300 Million, Didn’t Pay Federal
Income Taxes for Years, Report SaysBy David BoddigerOctober 13, 2018 | 4:47pm
- Trump Praises Robert E. Lee in Ohio and No One Boos Him Off the
StageBy David BoddigerOctober 13, 2018 | 2:56pm
- Read This to Experience Instant Death By Katherine KruegerOctober 12, 2018 | 9:46pm
- The White House Has Some Predictably Terrible Ideas for Its Next UN AmbassadorBy Paul BlestOctober 12, 2018 | 9:19pm
- Trump Administration Might Give Disastrous Family Separations Policy Another GoBy Libby WatsonOctober 12, 2018 | 8:06pm
- Pennsylvania's GOP Candidate for Governor Issues Violent Threat to His Rival in Deranged VideoBy Katherine KruegerOctober 12, 2018 | 6:49pm
- NY Court Officer Caught on Camera Wrestling Phone From Anti-ICE ActivistBy Paul BlestOctober 12, 2018 | 6:15pm
- The Government Is Using Creepy Racial Pseudoscience to Determine Immigrant Kids' Ages From TeethBy Libby WatsonOctober 12, 2018 | 4:21pm
- I Don't Want to Hear Another Goddamn Word From Jeff Flake Now or EverBy Katherine KruegerOctober 12, 2018 | 3:29pm
- Evil Ultra-Capitalist Wall Street CEO Proving to Be a Disappointing Leader of The ResistanceBy Hamilton NolanOctober 12, 2018 | 2:40pm
- Tucker Carlson Tries to Take Down The View and Fails MiserablyBy Jack MirkinsonOctober 12, 2018 | 1:57pm
- John Kelly Was Furious at Elizabeth Warren for Having the Nerve to Disagree With HimBy Paul BlestOctober 12, 2018 | 1:23pm
- Noted Plagiarist Benny Johnson Forgets to Use Google for Racist Take Defending Kanye WestBy Jack CrosbieOctober 12, 2018 | 12:48pm
- This Video of Arizona Republicans' Failed Fake-Communist Sting is Absolutely NutsBy Jack CrosbieOctober 12, 2018 | 5:08am
- Washington State Just Abolished the Death Penalty, Citing "Racial Bias"By Jack CrosbieOctober 12, 2018 | 2:59am
- The DHS Lets Five-year-old Children Sign Away Their Rights at the BorderBy Jack CrosbieOctober 12, 2018 | 1:16am
- Michael Avenatti’s Beto O’Rourke Donation Page Tries to Split the Money with His Shitty PACBy Jack CrosbieOctober 11, 2018 | 10:34pm
- Tennessee's Democratic Senate Candidate Is Paying a Big Price for Supporting Brett KavanaughBy Paul BlestOctober 11, 2018 | 9:37pm
- Media Elites Suddenly Discover That Maybe Saudi Arabia Is...Bad?By Jack MirkinsonOctober 11, 2018 | 9:11pm
- Only a Taylor Swift-Gritty 2020 Campaign Can Save Us NowBy Caitlin SchneiderOctober 11, 2018 | 8:20pm
- Before You Criticize Melania's Colonizer Hat, Consider Donald DuckBy Katherine KruegerOctober 11, 2018 | 7:20pm
- Of Course They Will Get Away With ItBy Hamilton NolanOctober 11, 2018 | 6:26pm
- Shocker: The Trump Tax Cuts Mostly Benefited Rich White PeopleBy Paul BlestOctober 11, 2018 | 6:19pm
- Trump and Kanye's Oval Office Hang Was Fucking WildBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 11, 2018 | 5:48pm
- A Simple Way for the Democrats to Fuck With Trump's JudgesBy Libby WatsonOctober 11, 2018 | 3:50pm
- The White House Is Freaking Out That Fox News Won't Air Trump Rallies Live AnymoreBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 11, 2018 | 3:32pm
- The Racist History of Higher EducationBy Alex ClarkOctober 11, 2018 | 2:46pm
- Donald Trump Calls Into Fox & Friends to Ramble IncoherentlyBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 11, 2018 | 1:58pm
- Dianne Feinstein Wins the Prize for 'Most Ridiculous Debate Format of 2018'By Paul BlestOctober 11, 2018 | 1:34pm
- Melania Trump Could Be the 'Most Bullied Person in the World' According to Melania TrumpBy Katherine KruegerOctober 11, 2018 | 12:46pm
- Trump's State Department Has No Idea What to Do About Jamal Khashoggi's DisappearanceBy Jack CrosbieOctober 11, 2018 | 12:26pm
- Donald Trump Knows We'll Repeat His LiesBy Jack CrosbieOctober 11, 2018 | 3:20am
- Olivia Nuzzi's Latest Trump Exclusive Is Super Weird and Way Too LongBy Jack CrosbieOctober 11, 2018 | 12:31am
- Brett Kavanaugh Is Already Arguing for Harsh Immigration Laws on the Supreme CourtBy Jack CrosbieOctober 10, 2018 | 11:39pm
- Georgia Republican's Office Is Keeping Tens of Thousands of Black Georgians From VotingBy Nick MartinOctober 10, 2018 | 9:39pm
- Democratic Senator's Response to NRA Hit Job Is to Remind People He Likes to Murder CowsBy Katherine KruegerOctober 10, 2018 | 9:13pm
- George W. Bush + Joe Biden, Friends 4EverBy Katherine KruegerOctober 10, 2018 | 8:11pm
- Trump 'Probably' Won't Cancel His MAGA Rally During Hurricane Michael Because It Would Be 'Not Nice'By Rafi SchwartzOctober 10, 2018 | 7:46pm
- Stephen Miller's Third Grade Teacher Roasts Him to Hell and Back for Being 'Loner' Who Ate GlueBy Nick MartinOctober 10, 2018 | 7:04pm
- The Senate Is Bad and Always Has Been BadBy Paul BlestOctober 10, 2018 | 6:37pm
- The Disgrace of the ElitesBy Hamilton NolanOctober 10, 2018 | 5:16pm
- USA Today Lets Trump Rave About 'Radical Socialists' in Loopy Column About Medicare for AllBy Nick MartinOctober 10, 2018 | 4:25pm
- FBI Director Casually Confirms the White House Limited Their Pathetic Kavanaugh InvestigationBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 10, 2018 | 3:51pm
- Do Texans in New York Care About Beto O'Rourke?By Alex ClarkOctober 10, 2018 | 3:29pm
- Don Lemon Verbally Smacks the Hell Out of Conservative Pundit Who Tried to Talk Over HimBy Katherine KruegerOctober 10, 2018 | 2:39pm
- Michael Bloomberg Becomes a Democrat Just in Time for a Horrendous 2020 RunBy Paul BlestOctober 10, 2018 | 2:15pm
- Trump Is Just Trying to Make Sleazy Deals With World Leaders NowBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 10, 2018 | 1:34pm
- U.S. Spies May Have Known About Saudi Arabia's Plans to Kidnap Missing JournalistBy Jack CrosbieOctober 10, 2018 | 12:52pm
- Sean Hannity is All Horned Up for a Sarah Palin 2022 Senate CampaignBy Jack CrosbieOctober 10, 2018 | 1:57am
- ICE is Releasing Hundreds of Detained Migrants With an Ankle Monitor and No Institutional SupportBy Jack CrosbieOctober 10, 2018 | 1:53am
- The Supreme Court Just Upheld a Terrible Voter ID Law in North DakotaBy Jack CrosbieOctober 10, 2018 | 12:40am
- Children Fleeing Alone Trade Violence Back Home for Prison in the USBy Jorge RamosOctober 10, 2018 | 12:31am
- ICE Agents Reportedly Posed as Good Samaritans Returning Lost Wallet to Make ArrestBy Libby WatsonOctober 9, 2018 | 9:45pm
- Donald Trump Pretends Like He Cares About Nepotism All of a SuddenBy Katherine KruegerOctober 9, 2018 | 9:18pm
- Local Racist Accidentally Makes Sharice Davids, 'Radical Socialist Kickboxing Lesbian,' Sound Very CoolBy Nick MartinOctober 9, 2018 | 8:56pm
- A True Story About My Trip to the Dentist By Victor Jeffreys IIOctober 9, 2018 | 8:20pm
- Republican Lawmaker Literally Yanks Mic Away From His Female Opponent During DebateBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 9, 2018 | 8:08pm
- Florida Gubernatorial Candidate Ron DeSantis Wrote the Book On Why Slavery Wasn't So BadBy Nick MartinOctober 9, 2018 | 7:41pm
- Type of People Who Move to Brand New High Rise Brooklyn Condos Upset About Brooklyn High Rise Condo ConstructionBy Hamilton NolanOctober 9, 2018 | 5:45pm
- Megyn Kelly Is Embracing the Absolute Worst Kavanaugh Theory With Open ArmsBy Jack MirkinsonOctober 9, 2018 | 5:07pm
- Reporter Is Shocked That College Students Aren't Into Him Yelling at Them About VotingBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 9, 2018 | 4:41pm
- Leading Member of Global Elite Pens Cartoonish Blog About Driving Through Shithole CountryBy Hamilton NolanOctober 9, 2018 | 3:44pm
- The GOP's Hot New Election Strategy Is Attacking ProtestersBy Paul BlestOctober 9, 2018 | 3:29pm
- Brett Kavanaugh Is Washington's New Golden GooseBy Libby WatsonOctober 9, 2018 | 3:05pm
- Nikki Haley Reportedly Resigns as U.N. AmbassadorBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 9, 2018 | 2:35pm
- Here's the Heart-Wrenching Story of a Two-Year-Old Kid Facing an Immigration JudgeBy Nick MartinOctober 9, 2018 | 2:14pm
- Tom Cotton Wins Insane Kavanaugh Conspiracy Theory of the DayBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 9, 2018 | 1:39pm
- Buckle Up: Kanye's Going to the White HouseBy Jack CrosbieOctober 9, 2018 | 12:28pm
- Tucker Carson's Racist Gobshite of the Night Is That Liberals Are the Same as Rwanda's HutuBy Jack CrosbieOctober 9, 2018 | 1:33am
- Brett Kavanaugh Pretends He's Not a Partisan HackBy Jack CrosbieOctober 9, 2018 | 1:17am
- A Virginia Middle School Abandoned a Trans Student During an Active Shooter DrillBy Jack CrosbieOctober 9, 2018 | 12:05am
- Heidi Heitkamp Has a Native Voter ProblemBy Nick MartinOctober 8, 2018 | 9:07pm
- Mitch McConnell Whines That Republicans Were 'Literally Under Assault' During Kavanaugh ConfirmationBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 8, 2018 | 8:13pm
- Kavanaugh Hires All-Woman Team of Clerks, WhichBy Katherine KruegerOctober 8, 2018 | 7:46pm
- Mitch McConnell's Already Found a Way to Get Around His Merrick Garland Rule in 2020By Nick MartinOctober 8, 2018 | 5:52pm
- Wall Street Loves Democrats Again, We're All Going To DieBy Libby WatsonOctober 8, 2018 | 5:31pm
- Trump Now Selling Bullshit Lie That Kavanaugh Allegations Are Democratic 'Hoax'By Rafi SchwartzOctober 8, 2018 | 5:11pm
- Bill and Hill Are Hitting the Road For a Money-Making Tour From HellBy Katherine KruegerOctober 8, 2018 | 4:44pm
- Hope Hicks Has New Job, Lots of CashBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 8, 2018 | 3:54pm
- The People Choosing to Do Nothing About Climate Change Will Be FineBy Paul BlestOctober 8, 2018 | 3:27pm
- Carbon Tax. Carbon Tax. Carbon Tax.By Hamilton NolanOctober 8, 2018 | 2:10pm
- Heidi Heitkamp Powerfully Rebukes GOP Senate Rival After He Slanders #MeTooBy Katherine KruegerOctober 8, 2018 | 1:35pm
- Christine Blasey Ford Still Can't Go Home Due to 'Unending' Death ThreatsBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 8, 2018 | 12:59pm
- The Wall Street Journal Is Mad That Gritty Is Antifa NowBy Jack CrosbieOctober 8, 2018 | 12:41pm
- Susan Rice is Certainly Having Fun Right NowBy Jack CrosbieOctober 8, 2018 | 1:21am
- Taylor Swift Just Endorsed Two Democrats in TennesseeBy Jack CrosbieOctober 8, 2018 | 12:55am