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A Collection of Critical and Immaculate Predictions for 2025By Dave LevitanDecember 30, 2024 | 4:04pm -
This Cruise Ship Is the Perfect Metaphor for Modern LiberalismBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 19, 2024 | 1:01pm -
We Are Once Again Confronted With the Outrage HoseBy Dave LevitanNovember 15, 2024 | 1:14pm -
People Should Stop Yelling at Me, a Brilliant Democratic Consultant, for the Democratic Party's LossesBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 15, 2024 | 11:47am -
Let's Do Something Else TomorrowBy Dave LevitanNovember 5, 2024 | 9:13am -
It Is Now, Finally, Acceptable to Call The Campaign a 'Sprint'By Dave LevitanOctober 23, 2024 | 10:52am -
I Am Declaring War on Squirrels, Tiny Totalitarians Destroying My GardenBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 18, 2024 | 3:15pm -
"I Have Concepts of a Plan" Is the Most George Costanza Quote of All TimeBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 11, 2024 | 1:10pm -
15 Things to Watch During Tuesday's Hotly Anticipated Presidential DebateBy Dave LevitanSeptember 10, 2024 | 8:20am -
Sci-Fi Roundball Rock: Could Ripley Beat Snake Plissken One-On-One?By Jason TabrysAugust 23, 2024 | 11:10am -
Elon, I DDOS’d Your Trump Interview, It Was Me, I Did ItBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 13, 2024 | 9:45am -
Why Did I Like The Olympics This Time?By Dave LevitanAugust 12, 2024 | 2:15pm -
I Would Like to Forget All These Billionaires' NamesBy Dave LevitanJuly 29, 2024 | 11:35am -
The Most Racist Sodas, Ranked, According to J.D. VanceBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 23, 2024 | 3:25pm -
I Must Live In the Moon CaveBy Dave LevitanJuly 15, 2024 | 10:53am -
Fun Fact: Basketball, Hockey and Soccer Are All the Same SportBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 10, 2024 | 3:00pm -
Kendrick Lamar Proves World Peace Is Possible Through Mutual Hatred of DrakeBy Jacob WeindlingJune 20, 2024 | 3:05pm -
Stop Giving Me So Much Beer Damnit!By Jacob WeindlingMay 30, 2024 | 3:05pm -
The Trees Are My Most Dangerous FriendsBy Dave LevitanMay 28, 2024 | 2:05pm