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A Useless, Brief, Sorta-Midway Check-In On Our 2025 PredictionsBy Dave LevitanJuly 18, 2025 | 1:54pm -
An At Best Half-Baked Theory of ‘What the Fuck Are You Talking About’By Dave LevitanJuly 17, 2025 | 9:52am
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Winter Birds at My Office Window Feeder, RankedBy Dave LevitanFebruary 21, 2025 | 9:53am
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A Eulogy for Rocky, My Perfect Little Man Who Gave His Life to Help Other DogsBy Jacob WeindlingFebruary 19, 2025 | 5:09pm
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The Food Discourse Is Ridiculous and People Who Don't Know Math Are Being SillyBy Jacob WeindlingJanuary 6, 2025 | 5:24pm
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A Collection of Critical and Immaculate Predictions for 2025By Dave LevitanDecember 30, 2024 | 4:04pm
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This Cruise Ship Is the Perfect Metaphor for Modern LiberalismBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 19, 2024 | 1:01pm
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We Are Once Again Confronted With the Outrage HoseBy Dave LevitanNovember 15, 2024 | 1:14pm
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People Should Stop Yelling at Me, a Brilliant Democratic Consultant, for the Democratic Party's LossesBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 15, 2024 | 11:47am
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Let's Do Something Else TomorrowBy Dave LevitanNovember 5, 2024 | 9:13am
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It Is Now, Finally, Acceptable to Call The Campaign a 'Sprint'By Dave LevitanOctober 23, 2024 | 10:52am
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I Am Declaring War on Squirrels, Tiny Totalitarians Destroying My GardenBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 18, 2024 | 3:15pm
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"I Have Concepts of a Plan" Is the Most George Costanza Quote of All TimeBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 11, 2024 | 1:10pm
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15 Things to Watch During Tuesday's Hotly Anticipated Presidential DebateBy Dave LevitanSeptember 10, 2024 | 8:20am
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Sci-Fi Roundball Rock: Could Ripley Beat Snake Plissken One-On-One?By Jason TabrysAugust 23, 2024 | 11:10am
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Elon, I DDOS’d Your Trump Interview, It Was Me, I Did ItBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 13, 2024 | 9:45am
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Why Did I Like The Olympics This Time?By Dave LevitanAugust 12, 2024 | 2:15pm
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I Would Like to Forget All These Billionaires' NamesBy Dave LevitanJuly 29, 2024 | 11:35am
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The Most Racist Sodas, Ranked, According to J.D. VanceBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 23, 2024 | 3:25pm
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I Must Live In the Moon CaveBy Dave LevitanJuly 15, 2024 | 10:53am
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Fun Fact: Basketball, Hockey and Soccer Are All the Same SportBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 10, 2024 | 3:00pm
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Kendrick Lamar Proves World Peace Is Possible Through Mutual Hatred of DrakeBy Jacob WeindlingJune 20, 2024 | 3:05pm
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Stop Giving Me So Much Beer Damnit!By Jacob WeindlingMay 30, 2024 | 3:05pm
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The Trees Are My Most Dangerous FriendsBy Dave LevitanMay 28, 2024 | 2:05pm
