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Ireland, Golf, and the Invisible Lines We Draw Between UsBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 21, 2025 | 3:58pm -
Does Hakeem Jeffries Know How to Swing a Baseball Bat? A Splinter InvestigationBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 3, 2025 | 12:29pm -
How Bad Is the NBA’s Gambling Problem?By Jacob WeindlingJune 30, 2025 | 2:11pm -
Doofus Dick Monfort and the Shambolically Inept Colorado Rockies, a Story of Perpetual Self-ParodyBy Jacob WeindlingJune 26, 2025 | 3:30pm -
Is the NBA Still A League Defined By Dynasties?By Jacob WeindlingJune 24, 2025 | 4:54pm -
These NBA Playoffs Had to Go the DistanceBy Dave LevitanJune 20, 2025 | 1:16pm -
Meet the Irish Rugby Player Who Sailed to Gaza and Ended up in an Israeli JailBy Tiernan CannonJune 11, 2025 | 12:36pm -
A Definitive Ranking of the 50 Best Internet Days EverBy Jacob WeindlingJune 6, 2025 | 4:41pm -
A Plan to Ban Sports Gambling Hecklers from Sports ForeverBy Jacob WeindlingJune 6, 2025 | 11:54am -
The NBA Coach of the Year Award Is a CurseBy Jacob WeindlingJune 3, 2025 | 3:55pm -
Top 5 Commercials in the 2025 NBA Playoffs That Will Murder Me, PersonallyBy Dave LevitanJune 2, 2025 | 11:00am -
The Case for Kicking Israel Out of International SoccerBy Tiernan CannonMay 29, 2025 | 11:28am -
In Defense of GolfBy Jacob WeindlingMay 28, 2025 | 4:09pm -
Europa League 2025: A Suitably Terrible Final Between Two Hapless GiantsBy Tiernan CannonMay 22, 2025 | 10:52am -
The NBA Has Entered Its Parity Era, For Better or WorseBy Dave LevitanMay 20, 2025 | 12:28pm -
Is This the Weirdest NBA Playoffs Ever?By Dave LevitanMay 12, 2025 | 1:32pm -
There Are Too Many ThreesBy Jacob WeindlingMay 9, 2025 | 2:06pm -
Aaron Gordon Is as Good as Sports GetsBy Jacob WeindlingMay 6, 2025 | 4:30pm -
One Simple Fix to NBA Overtime RulesBy Dave LevitanMay 6, 2025 | 11:36am -
Ranking Every MLB City Connect 2025 JerseyBy Jim VorelMay 1, 2025 | 10:00am -
Kawhi Leonard Is Still a Stone Cold KillerBy Jacob WeindlingApril 22, 2025 | 3:31pm -
A Definitive Entertainment Value Ranking of Round One NBA Playoff SeriesBy Dave LevitanApril 18, 2025 | 9:26am -
Update: Sometimes Golf Does Love You Back!By Jacob WeindlingApril 14, 2025 | 4:34pm -
The NBA's Western Conference Is a Glorious MessBy Dave LevitanApril 11, 2025 | 9:41am -
The Billionaires Have Lost their Damn MindsBy Jacob WeindlingApril 8, 2025 | 4:25pm -
Baseball Is LifeBy Jacob WeindlingMarch 31, 2025 | 3:48pm -
Sports Are Political Whether You and Robert Griffin III Like It Or NotBy Jacob WeindlingMarch 21, 2025 | 4:00pm -
Saudi Arabia Wins its First Major English Soccer TrophyBy Tiernan CannonMarch 21, 2025 | 10:25am -
The NBA MVP Debate Is a Stupid, Meaningless Choose Your Own Adventure BookBy Jacob WeindlingMarch 11, 2025 | 1:55pm -
Steph Curry Is Still Lapping the FieldBy Dave LevitanFebruary 28, 2025 | 2:11pm -
Canada’s Future Claimed the Present and Etched Themselves into HistoryBy Jacob WeindlingFebruary 21, 2025 | 5:48pm -
Splinter’s Very Real and Very Accurate Super Bowl Betting PreviewBy Jacob WeindlingFebruary 7, 2025 | 10:26am -
Sports Fans Understand Better than Anyone Why Billionaires Shouldn't ExistBy Jacob WeindlingJanuary 31, 2025 | 5:09pm -
Is the NFL Bending the Knee to Elon and Trump?By Jacob WeindlingJanuary 23, 2025 | 2:56pm -
The NFL Playoffs Always Come for the Frauds FirstBy Jacob WeindlingJanuary 14, 2025 | 6:06pm -
When Fandom Pays OffBy Jacob WeindlingJanuary 8, 2025 | 5:03pm -
The SEC Lost the College Football PlayoffBy Jacob WeindlingJanuary 3, 2025 | 4:25pm -
The Hater’s Guide to the College Football PlayoffsBy Jacob WeindlingDecember 20, 2024 | 5:00pm -
The Ugliness Behind the Beautiful GameBy Tiernan CannonDecember 19, 2024 | 11:39am -
Are We At the End of an Era for Veteran NFL Quarterbacks?By Jacob WeindlingDecember 18, 2024 | 1:53pm -
The NBA's Three-Point 'Problem' Maybe Just Isn't One?By Dave LevitanDecember 16, 2024 | 1:42pm -
Nothing Revives a Football Fan’s Soul Like Hitting on a Quarterback in the DraftBy Jacob WeindlingDecember 3, 2024 | 5:13pm -
I Went to Las Vegas and Saw the Future of the NFLBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 25, 2024 | 12:21pm -
I Want Every Single One of You to Personally Apologize to Me and Deion SandersBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 21, 2024 | 4:41pm -
The NBA Regular Season is Good, ActuallyBy Dave LevitanNovember 19, 2024 | 3:22pm -
Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson Is So America It HurtsBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 15, 2024 | 5:00pm -
LeBron James Does Not Make SenseBy Dave LevitanNovember 14, 2024 | 3:31pm -
I Am So Thankful to Have Nikola Jokic Highlights to Comfort Me Right NowBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 7, 2024 | 3:20pm -
Who Every NFL Quarterback is Voting for: A Splinter GuessvestigationBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 1, 2024 | 3:30pm -
When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong: NFL EditionBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 28, 2024 | 3:52pm -
Stephen A. Smith Showed Sean Hannity What a Real TV Man Looks LikeBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 25, 2024 | 1:50pm -
Hey LeBron: Booing Deshaun Watson Is Good, ActuallyBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 21, 2024 | 3:55pm -
NBA Teams Ranked By Which Mascot Would Destroy All the OthersBy Dave LevitanOctober 17, 2024 | 9:25am -
Are the MLB, NBA and NHL in an Economic Crisis?By Jacob WeindlingOctober 16, 2024 | 8:50am -
Remembering a Play: Before We All Hated Aaron Rodgers, God of Hail MarysBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 11, 2024 | 2:50pm -
This Is the Most Dangerous Version of Lamar Jackson YetBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 7, 2024 | 3:25pm -
The New York Mets Are the Embodiment of BaseballBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 4, 2024 | 12:30pm -
A White Sox Fan's Eulogy for the Worst Baseball Team of All TimeBy Jim VorelOctober 3, 2024 | 7:55am -
John Fisher Murders the Oakland A’s, Demonstrating How Billionaires Are Leeches on SocietyBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 27, 2024 | 11:45am -
The Sports Gambling Crisis Is America in a NutshellBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 23, 2024 | 3:15pm -
Remembering a Play: When Boban Gifted Los Angeles Free ChickenBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 20, 2024 | 2:15pm -
Sean Payton and the Denver Broncos, a Match Made in Delusional HeavenBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 16, 2024 | 2:10pm -
The Quarterbacks Are Bad!By Jacob WeindlingSeptember 9, 2024 | 2:35pm -
Taylor Swift and the Kansas City Chiefs Expose American Hypocrisy, Part IIBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 5, 2024 | 3:10pm -
Schmuck of the Week: You, the Bad Sports GamblerBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 30, 2024 | 2:35pm -
It’s Prime Time, Baby!By Jacob WeindlingAugust 29, 2024 | 2:40pm -
Joey Votto's Future Should Be More Kelce Brothers and Less A-Rod and JeterBy Jason TabrysAugust 28, 2024 | 9:30am -
NFL Expected to Change League Ownership Structure to Include Private EquityBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 27, 2024 | 9:55am -
Sci-Fi Roundball Rock: Could Ripley Beat Snake Plissken One-On-One?By Jason TabrysAugust 23, 2024 | 11:10am -
Baseball Math Nerds, Please Save Us From the Abomination That Is OPSBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 22, 2024 | 2:00pm -
Mauricio Pochettino Is the Kamala Harris of the U.S. Men’s National Soccer TeamBy Phil WestAugust 21, 2024 | 11:00am -
To Save Baseball, MLB Needs to Stop the Things that Help Teams WinBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 16, 2024 | 3:10pm -
Why Did I Like The Olympics This Time?By Dave LevitanAugust 12, 2024 | 2:15pm -
A Golden Age of USA Basketball Came to a Close in France as Victor Wembanyama Heralds a New FutureBy Bryan McMahonAugust 12, 2024 | 10:50am -
It Took All of America’s Basketball Might to Beat Nikola Jokic and SerbiaBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 9, 2024 | 1:15pm -
Olympic Marathon Will Offer One Last Heat CheckBy Dave LevitanAugust 9, 2024 | 10:55am -
Is Leagues Cup Really Worth Protesting?By Phil WestAugust 1, 2024 | 10:20am -
How Many People Will Die at the Olympics?By Dave LevitanJuly 30, 2024 | 1:00pm -
Remembering a Play: Manu Ginobili and Argentina Take Control of the Olympics from USA BasketballBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 26, 2024 | 12:05pm -
What New Pseudoscience Quackery Will We See at the Paris Olympics?By Ross PomeroyJuly 25, 2024 | 10:45am -
When Will the Last Winter Olympics Be Held?By Dave LevitanJuly 24, 2024 | 2:50pm -
Olympic Soccer: For the Women, Gold Is the Goal. For the Men, It’s Just Nice They Got This FarBy Phil WestJuly 24, 2024 | 9:10am -
Copa America Was Already Embarrassing Before the Disastrous Final Took It to the Next LevelBy Phil WestJuly 17, 2024 | 9:30am -
The Euros Can’t Cover Up Europe and Germany’s CracksBy Tiernan CannonJuly 15, 2024 | 9:45am -
U.S. Soccer Fires Coach Gregg Berhalter While Canada Tantalizes Us With What Could Have BeenBy Phil WestJuly 11, 2024 | 8:15am -
Fun Fact: Basketball, Hockey and Soccer Are All the Same SportBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 10, 2024 | 3:00pm -
Remembering a Play: Modern Greece's 11 Gods Make History at the EurosBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 5, 2024 | 2:00pm -
Let Me Golf with Joe Biden and Donald Trump, I Will Destroy ThemBy Jacob WeindlingJune 28, 2024 | 2:50pm -
Get Your Stupid Ringzzz Culture Out of HockeyBy Jacob WeindlingJune 25, 2024 | 2:15pm -
Remembering a Play: Willie Mays and the World Series Basket CatchBy Jacob WeindlingJune 21, 2024 | 2:45pm -
Golf Will Never Love You BackBy Jacob WeindlingJune 17, 2024 | 3:35pm -
Remembering a Play: After 22 Years, Sakic Hands the Cup to BourqueBy Jacob WeindlingJune 14, 2024 | 3:15pm -
There Have Been Many Faces of the NBA, But Only One LogoBy Dave LevitanJune 12, 2024 | 1:05pm -
Remembering a Play: When Chris Bosh and Ray Allen Saved LeBron’s LegacyBy Jacob WeindlingJune 7, 2024 | 1:00pm -
Can ESPN Please Just Be Normal About Women’s BasketballBy Jacob WeindlingJune 4, 2024 | 3:15pm -
Justin Jefferson Got *Paid*, Proving the NFL Is a Brand-New WorldBy Jacob WeindlingJune 3, 2024 | 2:15pm -
Remembering a Play: Gretzky and Lemieux Author Canada’s Favorite Moment Against the SovietsBy Jacob WeindlingMay 31, 2024 | 2:10pm -
Stop Giving Me So Much Beer Damnit!By Jacob WeindlingMay 30, 2024 | 3:05pm -
Remembering a Play: Derek Fisher and the Closest Buzzer Beater EverBy Jacob WeindlingMay 24, 2024 | 2:20pm -
We Can Stop Playing the NBA and NHL Playoffs NowBy Jacob WeindlingMay 23, 2024 | 3:30pm -
Remembering a Play: "Aguerooooo!!!!!!"By Jacob WeindlingMay 17, 2024 | 2:20pm -
WNBA Ticket Sales Skyrocket as Caitlin Clark Joins the LeagueBy Jacob WeindlingMay 16, 2024 | 2:05pm -
Top 5 Commercials in the NBA Playoffs That Will Murder Me, PersonallyBy Dave LevitanMay 15, 2024 | 8:02am -
Who Is the Face of the NBA?By Jacob WeindlingMay 14, 2024 | 9:11am -
Remembering a Play: Seattle, Meet Ken Griffey Jr.By Jacob WeindlingMay 10, 2024 | 10:05am -
Remembering a Play: When Reggie Miller Became God of Madison Square Garden in Nine SecondsBy Jacob WeindlingMay 3, 2024 | 2:15pm -
What the Fuck Deion?By Jacob WeindlingMay 2, 2024 | 11:45am -
The International Corruption Crisis Rocking Olympic FencingBy Dan RobitzskiMay 1, 2024 | 11:00am