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— devin mcintyre (@devinmcintyre.bsky.social) May 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I’m not even a Boston hater (fuck the Patriots though). I lived there for nearly ten years and consider it my second home. I even like the Celtics and every time I attended a game at TDGarden I was in awe of what great basketball fans they have. Humility is admittedly not the city’s strong suit, but I always cheered on the Celtics because there are few fanbases in all of sports that I have been around who exhibit the passion and knowledge many Celtics fans do (WEEI callers exempted).
But no more. Watching Boston go down 2-0 to New York while clanging shot after shot off the rim has been music to my ears. This is what you get for turning the NBA Playoffs into three-point pop-a-shot night at White Horse Tavern (RIP). Boston still can win this series and even if they go down 3-0 tomorrow afternoon in what is likely to be the most raucous Madison Square Garden crowd this century, they still could be the first NBA team ever to come back from that deficit and win because as their head coach Joe Mazzulla said in 2022, “I love three-pointers. I like math.”
And I hate math now. Sure, some of this is my own sports bias coming into play, watching my beautiful Nikola Jokic-driven offense from the top of the key get turned into a relic by math nerds almost as soon as he lifted the NBA Finals MVP trophy, but aesthetically, chucking up a bunch of three pointers is just not fun to watch. Not to mention, it makes Steph Curry’s brilliance less resonant when Jayson Tatum and Derrick White are attempting almost as many three pointers and shooting a lower percentage while having greater success than Curry’s Warriors.
As the great basketball writer and data analyst Kirk Goldsberry notes, “An average 48-minute game now includes 75 shots from beyond the arc, up from 70 last season—that uptick is one of the biggest year-over-year increases in history.” For the first time ever this year, the NBA missed more three-point shots than two-point shots, and Goldsberry writes that the “rise of the 3 has caused a profound transformation in the way pro basketball looks and feels. In dozens of possessions per game, the ball doesn’t even touch the inside of the arc before the offense heaves it from deep.” Penetrating the heart of the defense in the paint is no longer one of the most important things a point guard can do, as defenses are now designed to chase people off the three-point line more than collapsing in towards players taking the highest percentage shot in basketball. Goldsberry is right when he writes that “the numbers don’t lie. It’s half basketball, half portfolio theory.”
The Celtics and Oklahoma City Thunder faced off earlier this year in a highly anticipated matchup between the NBA’s two best teams, and they shat all over the carpet, missing a combined 67 three-point attempts in 48 minutes, making fans like me wonder whether I was even watching a basketball game. If this is the future of the sport, I genuinely wonder how much of a future it has.
The league has become so extreme in its bid to please the math gods over the basketball gods that Daryl Morey, one of the “godfathers of the three-point revolution” said at the MIT Sloan Sports Analytics Conference that “we have hit the point where [the three-pointer is] turning toward making the game worse.” These complaints are reaching the highest levels of the league, as NBA Commissioner Adam Silver said back in December that “the answer is yes, [we are having] many discussions about the style of basketball [being played].”
There is some good math news for us old men yelling at clouds though, as the actual expected value math is not as crude and simplistic as I detailed above. A recent study by Falk College of Sport and Human Dynamics found that the expected value of three pointers has decreased relative to two pointers since the 2017-18 season, and now the expected value of a three-point shot (1.083) is actually worth less than a two-point shot (1.096). During the 2023-24 season, teams that shot more threes won just 48 percent of the time. There is something of a skill issue to this dynamic, as the Boston Celtics can hack it because they have so many good three-point shooters.
But they must be stopped for the good of the NBA. We must demonstrate that even for the best three-point shooting teams, there is a huge risk when they don’t fall and a team actually playing basketball will win. The New York Knicks must save the sport and sweep the Celtics, and force Joe Mazzulla to accept that two pointers exist. Maybe then we can get back to treating the three pointer as a special moment in a game instead of the logical outcome of every other possession.
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