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  • Let's All Lose Our Minds, Trump 'Swing' Voter Focus Group Version Movies Let's All Lose Our Minds, Trump 'Swing' Voter Focus Group Version By Dave Levitan May 23, 2025 | 1:13pm
  • Does Mark Zuckerberg Know What Friendship Is? Movies Does Mark Zuckerberg Know What Friendship Is? By Jacob Weindling May 1, 2025 | 10:57am
  • Tesla Posts Cataclysmic Earnings, then the Stock Pumps Like Mad, Proving It’s a Cult Movies Tesla Posts Cataclysmic Earnings, then the Stock Pumps Like Mad, Proving It’s a Cult By Jacob Weindling April 23, 2025 | 10:30am

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  • 4chan Gets Pwned 4chan Gets PwnedBy Jacob WeindlingApril 15, 2025 | 12:42pm
  • Marine Le Pen’s Conviction Opens Up a Fetid Can of Worms Marine Le Pen’s Conviction Opens Up a Fetid Can of WormsBy Tiernan CannonApril 14, 2025 | 11:51am
  • The Manosphere Is More Dangerous Than You Think The Manosphere Is More Dangerous Than You ThinkBy Ross PomeroyMarch 27, 2025 | 12:40pm
  • I Call Bullshit On Twitter’s New $44 Billion Valuation I Call Bullshit On Twitter’s New $44 Billion ValuationBy Jacob WeindlingMarch 19, 2025 | 2:18pm
  • The Tesla Takedown Is Working The Tesla Takedown Is WorkingBy Jacob WeindlingFebruary 25, 2025 | 4:57pm
  • Splinter’s Very Real and Very Accurate Super Bowl Betting Preview Splinter’s Very Real and Very Accurate Super Bowl Betting PreviewBy Jacob WeindlingFebruary 7, 2025 | 10:26am
  • Thomas Jefferson Wasn’t Very Religious You Idiot Know-Nothing Republicans Thomas Jefferson Wasn’t Very Religious You Idiot Know-Nothing RepublicansBy Jacob WeindlingFebruary 6, 2025 | 12:20pm
  • Proud Boys Fuck Around and Vandalize Black Church, Then Find Out They Lost Their Name to Said Black Church Proud Boys Fuck Around and Vandalize Black Church, Then Find Out They Lost Their Name to Said Black ChurchBy Jacob WeindlingFebruary 4, 2025 | 4:16pm
  • AOC Uses Elon's Nazi Salute to Show How the Left Can Reclaim Patriotism AOC Uses Elon's Nazi Salute to Show How the Left Can Reclaim PatriotismBy Jacob WeindlingJanuary 22, 2025 | 3:34pm
  • A Grievance Presidency Is the Demon Child of the Social Media Era A Grievance Presidency Is the Demon Child of the Social Media EraBy Dave LevitanJanuary 22, 2025 | 12:32pm
  • Elon Musk Gives Nazi Salute at Trump Inauguration Elon Musk Gives Nazi Salute at Trump InaugurationBy Jacob WeindlingJanuary 20, 2025 | 4:39pm
  • Elon Musk Trolls His Way Through Europe Elon Musk Trolls His Way Through EuropeBy Jen KirbyJanuary 16, 2025 | 1:02pm
  • The Most Absurd News, or the Newsworthiest Absurdity? The Most Absurd News, or the Newsworthiest Absurdity?By Dave LevitanJanuary 7, 2025 | 2:47pm
  • Zuckerberg Announces Tweaks to Flaming Pile of Trash Zuckerberg Announces Tweaks to Flaming Pile of TrashBy Dave LevitanJanuary 7, 2025 | 9:01am
  • January 6th Proved That America Is Ungovernable January 6th Proved That America Is UngovernableBy Jacob WeindlingJanuary 6, 2025 | 11:42am
  • GOP Crazies Give Speaker Mike Johnson a Preview of the Chaos they Can Create in the House GOP Crazies Give Speaker Mike Johnson a Preview of the Chaos they Can Create in the HouseBy Jacob WeindlingJanuary 3, 2025 | 11:34am
  • Is “Adrian Dittman” Elon Musk’s Burner Account? Is “Adrian Dittman” Elon Musk’s Burner Account?By Jacob WeindlingDecember 30, 2024 | 3:30pm
  • How Democrats Can Drive a Wedge in the Republican Party How Democrats Can Drive a Wedge in the Republican PartyBy Jacob WeindlingDecember 27, 2024 | 12:45pm
  • Elon Musk Spends Christmas Upsetting His White Supremacist Fanboys Elon Musk Spends Christmas Upsetting His White Supremacist FanboysBy Jacob WeindlingDecember 26, 2024 | 11:30am
  • The Gaetz Report Proves Merrick Garland to Be Earth’s Most Useless Human The Gaetz Report Proves Merrick Garland to Be Earth’s Most Useless HumanBy Jacob WeindlingDecember 23, 2024 | 1:31pm
  • Elon Musk Handed the Democrats A Gift, Will they Use It? Elon Musk Handed the Democrats A Gift, Will they Use It?By Jacob WeindlingDecember 19, 2024 | 2:00pm
  • Former GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Thinks Star Wars Is Real Former GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Thinks Star Wars Is RealBy Jacob WeindlingDecember 17, 2024 | 11:56am
  • The 'Pardon Trump' Calls are Getting Increasingly Incoherent The 'Pardon Trump' Calls are Getting Increasingly IncoherentBy Dave LevitanDecember 16, 2024 | 10:26am
  • Bernie Sanders and Some Democrats Get Ready to Lick Elon’s Boots and Practice the Politics of the Past Bernie Sanders and Some Democrats Get Ready to Lick Elon’s Boots and Practice the Politics of the PastBy Jacob WeindlingDecember 11, 2024 | 4:19pm
  • Trump Ponders Replacing Loser with Bigger Loser Trump Ponders Replacing Loser with Bigger LoserBy Jacob WeindlingDecember 4, 2024 | 4:24pm
  • Special Counsel for Lawless Nation Drops Trump Charges Special Counsel for Lawless Nation Drops Trump ChargesBy Dave LevitanNovember 25, 2024 | 1:46pm
  • Researchers Interviewed Former Self-Described Incels. Here’s What They Found Researchers Interviewed Former Self-Described Incels. Here’s What They FoundBy Ross PomeroyNovember 12, 2024 | 1:34pm
  • It Is Time To Remember The Bad Names You Forgot It Is Time To Remember The Bad Names You ForgotBy Dave LevitanNovember 11, 2024 | 2:40pm
  • It Is a Strange Thing, to Not Understand One's Neighbors It Is a Strange Thing, to Not Understand One's NeighborsBy Dave LevitanNovember 6, 2024 | 10:10am
  • Tucker Carlson, Famed Truth Teller, Says He Was Mauled by a Demon Tucker Carlson, Famed Truth Teller, Says He Was Mauled by a DemonBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 1, 2024 | 10:30am
  • George Orwell Was a Socialist You Colossal Idiots George Orwell Was a Socialist You Colossal IdiotsBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 29, 2024 | 2:15pm
  • A Rally So Racist Even The Media Kings of Euphemism Had No Alternative A Rally So Racist Even The Media Kings of Euphemism Had No AlternativeBy Dave LevitanOctober 28, 2024 | 2:01pm
  • Former Model Who Met Trump Through Jeffrey Epstein Says Trump Groped Her, While Rumors of More Allegations Abound Former Model Who Met Trump Through Jeffrey Epstein Says Trump Groped Her, While Rumors of More Allegations AboundBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 24, 2024 | 9:50am
  • Rudy Giuliani Ordered to Give Up Penthouse Apartment and More in Defamation Case Rudy Giuliani Ordered to Give Up Penthouse Apartment and More in Defamation CaseBy Dave LevitanOctober 22, 2024 | 3:18pm
  • Conservative Group: Trump's Tariffs Would Cost Us $3.9 Trillion, Be the ‘Biggest Tax Hike Since At Least the 1980s’ Conservative Group: Trump's Tariffs Would Cost Us $3.9 Trillion, Be the ‘Biggest Tax Hike Since At Least the 1980s’By Jacob WeindlingOctober 22, 2024 | 1:50pm
  • Justin Trudeau Says Under Oath That Russia Funds Tucker Carlson Justin Trudeau Says Under Oath That Russia Funds Tucker CarlsonBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 18, 2024 | 11:45am
  • Trump Showcased Right-Wing Politics’ Inability to Talk to Normal Humans Last Night Trump Showcased Right-Wing Politics’ Inability to Talk to Normal Humans Last NightBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 17, 2024 | 12:05pm
  • The Political Economy of Why Silicon Valley Turned MAGA The Political Economy of Why Silicon Valley Turned MAGABy Bryan McMahonOctober 15, 2024 | 11:40am
  • Trump Ditches Boring Low Energy Q&A to Jam Out Over His Spotify Playlist For 39 Minutes Trump Ditches Boring Low Energy Q&A to Jam Out Over His Spotify Playlist For 39 MinutesBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 15, 2024 | 10:45am
  • Report: Trump Secretly Sent Covid Tests to Putin During 2020 Shortage Report: Trump Secretly Sent Covid Tests to Putin During 2020 ShortageBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 8, 2024 | 8:35am
  • Trump Reportedly Withheld Wildfire Relief to California Until He Learned Republicans Would Get It Too Trump Reportedly Withheld Wildfire Relief to California Until He Learned Republicans Would Get It TooBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 4, 2024 | 8:40am
  • GOP Rep. Posts Fake Image of Sexy, Chiseled JD Vance, Sparking a Small Meme War GOP Rep. Posts Fake Image of Sexy, Chiseled JD Vance, Sparking a Small Meme WarBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 2, 2024 | 2:40pm
  • Trump's First Tariffs Backfired. His New Ones Would Be Far Worse. Trump's First Tariffs Backfired. His New Ones Would Be Far Worse.By Ross PomeroyOctober 2, 2024 | 9:10am
  • Court Filings Allege Matt Gaetz Attended Drug-Fueled Sex Party With 17-Year-Old at Center of Alleged Trafficking Scandal Court Filings Allege Matt Gaetz Attended Drug-Fueled Sex Party With 17-Year-Old at Center of Alleged Trafficking ScandalBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 20, 2024 | 12:10pm
  • GOP Nominee for North Carolina Governor Wrote “I’m a black NAZI!” on a Porn Site GOP Nominee for North Carolina Governor Wrote “I’m a black NAZI!” on a Porn SiteBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 19, 2024 | 2:05pm
  • Mr. Musk Goes to Washington Mr. Musk Goes to WashingtonBy Bryan McMahonSeptember 18, 2024 | 7:50am
  • In Defiance of All Available Logic, JD Vance Dares Someone to Try to Assassinate Him In Defiance of All Available Logic, JD Vance Dares Someone to Try to Assassinate HimBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 17, 2024 | 2:20pm
  • Trump, Musk, Vance and America's Violent Culture Trump, Musk, Vance and America's Violent CultureBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 16, 2024 | 3:45pm
  • Professional Liar JD Vance Has Lost His Right to be Treated Like an Adult Professional Liar JD Vance Has Lost His Right to be Treated Like an AdultBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 16, 2024 | 10:30am
  • The Cheneys Highlight the Democratic Party's Neoconservative Betrayal The Cheneys Highlight the Democratic Party's Neoconservative BetrayalBy Jared Yates SextonSeptember 12, 2024 | 10:05am
  • Bomb Threat Highlights the Danger of the GOP’s Racist “Eating Cats and Dogs” Lie Boosted by Musk and Trump Bomb Threat Highlights the Danger of the GOP’s Racist “Eating Cats and Dogs” Lie Boosted by Musk and TrumpBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 12, 2024 | 9:25am
  • "I Have Concepts of a Plan" Is the Most George Costanza Quote of All TimeBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 11, 2024 | 1:10pm
  • Trump’s Disastrous Debate Proves the GOP Needs to Log the Fuck Off Trump’s Disastrous Debate Proves the GOP Needs to Log the Fuck OffBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 11, 2024 | 10:55am
  • Taylor Swift Wins the Presidential Debate (But Other Stuff Happened, Too) Taylor Swift Wins the Presidential Debate (But Other Stuff Happened, Too)By Jen KirbySeptember 11, 2024 | 9:30am
  • Donald Trump Is Completely Incoherent and the Press Is Giving Him a Pass Donald Trump Is Completely Incoherent and the Press Is Giving Him a PassBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 6, 2024 | 10:20am
  • Right-Wing Dipshits Accused of Being Kremlin Stooges by the DOJ Say They’re Big Dumb Babies Who Don’t Know Anything Right-Wing Dipshits Accused of Being Kremlin Stooges by the DOJ Say They’re Big Dumb Babies Who Don’t Know AnythingBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 5, 2024 | 10:50am
  • Trump Is Currently Betting the Entire Election on Pennsylvania and Georgia Trump Is Currently Betting the Entire Election on Pennsylvania and GeorgiaBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 3, 2024 | 10:00am
  • Former President Accuses His Own White House of Rigging the Election Against Him Former President Accuses His Own White House of Rigging the Election Against HimBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 27, 2024 | 12:55pm
  • Schmuck of the Week: Donald Trump, Man vs. Phone vs. Coconut Schmuck of the Week: Donald Trump, Man vs. Phone vs. CoconutBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 23, 2024 | 2:25pm
  • Obama Totally Insinuated That Trump Has a Tiny Dick, Right? Obama Totally Insinuated That Trump Has a Tiny Dick, Right?By Jacob WeindlingAugust 21, 2024 | 12:20pm
  • Elon Musk and Donald Trump Need Each Other Elon Musk and Donald Trump Need Each OtherBy Bryan McMahonAugust 21, 2024 | 8:10am
  • Trump Is Posting Cringe Now, Making the 2016 Hillary Comparisons Unmistakable Trump Is Posting Cringe Now, Making the 2016 Hillary Comparisons UnmistakableBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 15, 2024 | 11:35am
  • Donald Trump Is in Danger of Becoming Drake Donald Trump Is in Danger of Becoming DrakeBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 13, 2024 | 3:15pm
  • Elon, I DDOS’d Your Trump Interview, It Was Me, I Did It Elon, I DDOS’d Your Trump Interview, It Was Me, I Did ItBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 13, 2024 | 9:45am
  • Republican Support for Childhood Vaccination Plummets, Putting Us All in Danger Republican Support for Childhood Vaccination Plummets, Putting Us All in DangerBy Ross PomeroyAugust 12, 2024 | 8:30am
  • Schmuck of the Week: Beanie-Headed Dipshit Tim Pool Schmuck of the Week: Beanie-Headed Dipshit Tim PoolBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 9, 2024 | 2:30pm
  • Goldfish-Brained Idiots Spewing Goldfish-Brained Idiots Spewing "Pro-Hamas" Bullshit Forget that Bernie Sanders ExistsBy Jacob WeindlingAugust 6, 2024 | 3:05pm
  • America's Tradition of White Supremacy Fuels Trump's Attacks on Kamala Harris America's Tradition of White Supremacy Fuels Trump's Attacks on Kamala HarrisBy Jared Yates SextonAugust 2, 2024 | 12:10pm
  • Trump Spoke With a Group of Black Journalists and It Went Even Worse Than You Think Trump Spoke With a Group of Black Journalists and It Went Even Worse Than You ThinkBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 31, 2024 | 3:15pm
  • Calling Republicans Weird Is a Provably Good Idea Calling Republicans Weird Is a Provably Good IdeaBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 30, 2024 | 11:30am
  • Even Fox News Isn’t So Sure About JD Vance Even Fox News Isn’t So Sure About JD VanceBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 29, 2024 | 9:15am
  • J.D. Vance's J.D. Vance's "Childless Cat Ladies" Comment Only Scratches the Surface of His Disdain for People without KidsBy Josh JacksonJuly 25, 2024 | 2:05pm
  • The Most Racist Sodas, Ranked, According to J.D. Vance The Most Racist Sodas, Ranked, According to J.D. VanceBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 23, 2024 | 3:25pm
  • Schmuck of the Week: Major Newspaper Editors Doing Trump’s Bidding Schmuck of the Week: Major Newspaper Editors Doing Trump’s BiddingBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 19, 2024 | 11:55am
  • The Nefarious Figures Behind the Far-Right Who Predate Trump The Nefarious Figures Behind the Far-Right Who Predate TrumpBy Karl FolkJuly 19, 2024 | 11:40am
  • J.D. Vance and the MAGA Foreign Policy J.D. Vance and the MAGA Foreign PolicyBy Jen KirbyJuly 18, 2024 | 1:50pm
  • In J.D. Vance, Trump Picks the Perfect Butcher Boy as Vice President In J.D. Vance, Trump Picks the Perfect Butcher Boy as Vice PresidentBy Jared Yates SextonJuly 16, 2024 | 10:40am
  • Trump's Hardcore Following Is Ready for Its Next Stage Trump's Hardcore Following Is Ready for Its Next StageBy Jared Yates SextonJuly 14, 2024 | 11:40am
  • Trump Could Bring Us Economic Stagflation if He Wins Trump Could Bring Us Economic Stagflation if He WinsBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 2, 2024 | 3:00pm
  • Is There a Single Funny Conservative Comedian? Is There a Single Funny Conservative Comedian?By Jacob WeindlingJune 27, 2024 | 2:45pm
  • 'Mission 2025' vs. 'Project 2025' Offers the Tough Choice Between a Livable Climate or Hell 'Mission 2025' vs. 'Project 2025' Offers the Tough Choice Between a Livable Climate or HellBy Dave LevitanJune 24, 2024 | 10:25am
  • Schmuck of the Week: Martin Shkreli’s Trump Coin Schmuck of the Week: Martin Shkreli’s Trump CoinBy Jacob WeindlingJune 21, 2024 | 12:45pm
  • The Pentagon Ran the World's Most Well-Funded COVID Anti-Vax Campaign The Pentagon Ran the World's Most Well-Funded COVID Anti-Vax CampaignBy Dave LevitanJune 14, 2024 | 1:45pm
  • Donald Trump Has a New Unbelievably Stupid Idea Donald Trump Has a New Unbelievably Stupid IdeaBy Jacob WeindlingJune 14, 2024 | 10:20am
  • Steve Bannon Do Not Pass Go Do Not Collect $200 Go Directly to Jail Steve Bannon Do Not Pass Go Do Not Collect $200 Go Directly to JailBy Jacob WeindlingJune 6, 2024 | 2:40pm
  • Make Colin Cowherd DNC Chair You Cowards Make Colin Cowherd DNC Chair You CowardsBy Jacob WeindlingJune 3, 2024 | 11:05am
  • Let’s See ol Donny Trump Wriggle His Way Out of THIS Jam! Let’s See ol Donny Trump Wriggle His Way Out of THIS Jam!By Jacob WeindlingMay 31, 2024 | 11:40am
  • Donald Trump, Libertarians, and Politics as Professional Wrestling Donald Trump, Libertarians, and Politics as Professional WrestlingBy Jacob WeindlingMay 28, 2024 | 9:50am
  • QAnon Is Dead. What Replaced It Is Worse QAnon Is Dead. What Replaced It Is WorseBy Jim VorelMay 23, 2024 | 1:50pm
  • Rudy Giuliani Is Getting Into the Coffee Business and Is Definitely Not Broke Rudy Giuliani Is Getting Into the Coffee Business and Is Definitely Not BrokeBy Jacob WeindlingMay 21, 2024 | 3:10pm
  • Crypto Bros Are in Shambles Crypto Bros Are in ShamblesBy Jacob WeindlingMay 13, 2024 | 3:45pm
  • The Ten Likeliest Vice Presidents for Trump The Ten Likeliest Vice Presidents for TrumpBy Jacob WeindlingMay 9, 2024 | 3:00pm
  • Donald Trump Is the Closest He’s Ever Been to Prison Donald Trump Is the Closest He’s Ever Been to PrisonBy Jacob WeindlingMay 7, 2024 | 10:30am
  • New Book Reportedly Details Dozens of New Sexual Misconduct Allegations Against TrumpBy Paul BlestOctober 9, 2019 | 4:36pm
  • What's Up With Rudy Giuliani's BrainBy Paul BlestOctober 8, 2019 | 8:29pm
  • Trump Is Calling Literally Everything Treason NowBy Paul BlestOctober 7, 2019 | 1:49pm
  • 'Ukraine Gas Exec' in Trump's Nickelback Meme Is Actually Just Your Average American DouchebagBy Samantha GrassoOctober 4, 2019 | 2:23pm
  • You Absolutely May Not Look at This Nickelback Photograph by the Trump CampaignBy Samantha GrassoOctober 3, 2019 | 2:36pm
  • Rudy's Consulting With a Convicted Criminal About His Ukraine Woes NowBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 3, 2019 | 1:53pm
  • Corey Lewandowski Says All Sanders and Warren Want Is for Migrants to 'Kill Americans'By Samantha GrassoOctober 2, 2019 | 2:36pm
  • Gang's All HereBy Paul BlestOctober 2, 2019 | 1:51pm
  • Trump’s Spent Years Being a Total Dick to RudyBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 1, 2019 | 7:43pm
  • Trump to Australian Leader: Y'all Want in on This CorruptionBy Paul BlestSeptember 30, 2019 | 9:13pm
  • Trump's Civil War Is Already StartingBy Paul BlestSeptember 30, 2019 | 3:49pm
  • Washington's Biggest Idiots Offer $50K Reward to Expose Whistleblower's IdentityBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 26, 2019 | 9:27pm
  • Here Comes Ivanka With Whatever This IsBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 25, 2019 | 1:31pm
  • COMEY NOOOOOOBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 24, 2019 | 9:31pm
  • You Gotta Hand It to Trump, This Is an Incredible TrollBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 24, 2019 | 2:00am
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