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Congress
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Congress

  • Republicans Work to Pass Budget Bill When Earth is Conveniently Farthest Away From the Sun Republicans Work to Pass Budget Bill When Earth is Conveniently Farthest Away From the SunBy Dave LevitanJuly 3, 2025 | 11:19am
  • Rural Hospital Closes Due to GOP’s Gargantuan Medicaid Cuts Rural Hospital Closes Due to GOP’s Gargantuan Medicaid CutsBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 3, 2025 | 10:16am
  • Area Dictator Jangles Keys at Lawmakers, Successfully Area Dictator Jangles Keys at Lawmakers, SuccessfullyBy Dave LevitanJuly 3, 2025 | 8:39am
  • Republicans Miraculously Offer Just Enough No-Votes to Still Win Republicans Miraculously Offer Just Enough No-Votes to Still WinBy Dave LevitanJuly 2, 2025 | 8:13am
  • The Bond Market Begins Its Revolt Over the GOP’s “We Are All Going to Die” Bill The Bond Market Begins Its Revolt Over the GOP’s “We Are All Going to Die” BillBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 1, 2025 | 3:13pm
  • Democratic Leaders Join Republicans' Islamophobic Attacks on Zohran Mamdani Democratic Leaders Join Republicans' Islamophobic Attacks on Zohran MamdaniBy Jacob WeindlingJune 30, 2025 | 12:03pm
  • For Republicans in Congress, Retirement is a Helluva Drug For Republicans in Congress, Retirement is a Helluva DrugBy Dave LevitanJune 30, 2025 | 8:00am
  • Corporate Corruption and the Lefty Case for Caring About UFOs Corporate Corruption and the Lefty Case for Caring About UFOsBy Jacob WeindlingJune 27, 2025 | 2:55pm
  • Is It Good That the Same Intelligence Briefing Creates Two Versions of Reality Is It Good That the Same Intelligence Briefing Creates Two Versions of RealityBy Dave LevitanJune 27, 2025 | 8:37am
  • Mike Lee's Public Lands Selloff Extravaganza Apparently Felled By, Uh, Rules Mike Lee's Public Lands Selloff Extravaganza Apparently Felled By, Uh, RulesBy Dave LevitanJune 24, 2025 | 1:35pm
  • Tucker Carlson Corners Ted Cruz on Iran and Squishes Him Like a Bug Tucker Carlson Corners Ted Cruz on Iran and Squishes Him Like a BugBy Jacob WeindlingJune 18, 2025 | 11:21am
  • Mike Lee's Public Lands Sell-Off Proposal Adds Insult to Wealth Transfer Injury Mike Lee's Public Lands Sell-Off Proposal Adds Insult to Wealth Transfer InjuryBy Dave LevitanJune 18, 2025 | 9:52am
  • Can You Enjoy Things and Also Worry, or Are You Connecticut Senator Chris Murphy? Can You Enjoy Things and Also Worry, or Are You Connecticut Senator Chris Murphy?By Dave LevitanJune 6, 2025 | 9:26am
  • Heartbreaking: The Worst Democrat You Know Just Made A Great Point Heartbreaking: The Worst Democrat You Know Just Made A Great PointBy Jacob WeindlingJune 4, 2025 | 3:34pm
  • Trump and the GOP's ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’ Fails Its Final CBO Score Trump and the GOP's ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’ Fails Its Final CBO ScoreBy Jacob WeindlingJune 4, 2025 | 10:21am
  • GOP Sen. Joni Ernst Posts Smug Non-Apology Over Her “We Are All Going to Die” Retort to Medicaid Cuts GOP Sen. Joni Ernst Posts Smug Non-Apology Over Her “We Are All Going to Die” Retort to Medicaid CutsBy Jacob WeindlingJune 2, 2025 | 3:03pm
  • Republican Senator on Medicaid Cuts: 'Well, We All Are Going to Die' Republican Senator on Medicaid Cuts: 'Well, We All Are Going to Die'By Jacob WeindlingMay 30, 2025 | 12:18pm
  • 75-Year-Old Rep. Gerry Connolly Dies of Cancer, the 3rd House Democrat to Pass Away this Year 75-Year-Old Rep. Gerry Connolly Dies of Cancer, the 3rd House Democrat to Pass Away this YearBy Jacob WeindlingMay 21, 2025 | 10:40am
  • 'It Can Always Get Dumber' Budget Bill Advances Out of Committee 'It Can Always Get Dumber' Budget Bill Advances Out of CommitteeBy Dave LevitanMay 19, 2025 | 8:26am
  • Democratic Gerontocrats Plan to Keep their Death Grip on Power Democratic Gerontocrats Plan to Keep their Death Grip on PowerBy Jacob WeindlingMay 15, 2025 | 11:07am
  • Chuck Schumer Finally Pledges to Do Something Chuck Schumer Finally Pledges to Do SomethingBy Jacob WeindlingMay 13, 2025 | 10:58am
  • Republicans Are Fighting in the Open Over Medicaid Cuts in their “Big, Beautiful Bill” Republicans Are Fighting in the Open Over Medicaid Cuts in their “Big, Beautiful Bill”By Jacob WeindlingMay 12, 2025 | 3:09pm
  • Pro-Crypto Democrats Think You’re Stupid Pro-Crypto Democrats Think You’re StupidBy Jacob WeindlingMay 8, 2025 | 10:43am
  • 35 House Democrats Join Republicans in Declaring Themselves Enemies of Climate Progress 35 House Democrats Join Republicans in Declaring Themselves Enemies of Climate ProgressBy Jacob WeindlingMay 7, 2025 | 12:47pm
  • What Is Going on With Hakeem Jeffries and Democrats’ Delayed Trips to El Salvador? What Is Going on With Hakeem Jeffries and Democrats’ Delayed Trips to El Salvador?By Jacob WeindlingMay 1, 2025 | 3:43pm
  • Cowardice is the Vichy Democratic Party’s Only Principle Cowardice is the Vichy Democratic Party’s Only PrincipleBy Jacob WeindlingApril 30, 2025 | 11:13am
  • Elissa Slotkin’s Democratic Donors Don’t Want You to Say Oligarchy Elissa Slotkin’s Democratic Donors Don’t Want You to Say OligarchyBy Jacob WeindlingApril 25, 2025 | 12:05pm
  • You'll Never Guess Which Party in Government Uses Science More You'll Never Guess Which Party in Government Uses Science MoreBy Dave LevitanApril 24, 2025 | 3:32pm
  • Vichy Democrats Get Exposed as Frauds By Chris Van Hollen Vichy Democrats Get Exposed as Frauds By Chris Van HollenBy Jacob WeindlingApril 18, 2025 | 1:20pm
  • American Political Discourse Has Never Been Less Evidence-Based American Political Discourse Has Never Been Less Evidence-BasedBy Ross PomeroyApril 18, 2025 | 10:18am
  • Cory Booker’s Filibuster Was A Pyrrhic ‘West Wing’ Victory Cory Booker’s Filibuster Was A Pyrrhic ‘West Wing’ VictoryBy Jason TabrysApril 14, 2025 | 11:37am
  • Cory Booker Forced Democrats to Figure Out Who They Are, and So Far, the Results Aren’t Great! Cory Booker Forced Democrats to Figure Out Who They Are, and So Far, the Results Aren’t Great!By Jacob WeindlingApril 2, 2025 | 2:46pm
  • A Growing Handful of Republicans Gear Up to Fight...Republicans? A Growing Handful of Republicans Gear Up to Fight...Republicans?By Jacob WeindlingApril 1, 2025 | 4:09pm
  • Cory Booker’s Speech Shows How Dems Lie to Their Voters, but It’s Still their Best Obstruction Yet Cory Booker’s Speech Shows How Dems Lie to Their Voters, but It’s Still their Best Obstruction YetBy Jacob WeindlingApril 1, 2025 | 11:12am
  • Chuck Schumer, the Pro-Trump Democratic Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, the Pro-Trump Democratic Senate Minority LeaderBy Jacob WeindlingMarch 17, 2025 | 2:49pm
  • 'If You Don't Fight, You Can't Win': Federal Employees Want Chuck Schumer and the Democrats to Grow a Spine 'If You Don't Fight, You Can't Win': Federal Employees Want Chuck Schumer and the Democrats to Grow a SpineBy Dave LevitanMarch 13, 2025 | 8:30pm
  • Senate Democrats Finally Show Some Backbone (UPDATE: Maybe Not!) Senate Democrats Finally Show Some Backbone (UPDATE: Maybe Not!)By Jacob WeindlingMarch 12, 2025 | 4:03pm
  • Useless Democratic “Leader” Hakeem Jeffries Should Resign Along with these 17 Democratic Trump Allies Useless Democratic “Leader” Hakeem Jeffries Should Resign Along with these 17 Democratic Trump AlliesBy Jacob WeindlingMarch 11, 2025 | 11:21am
  • Democrats Must Purge Republicans from their Ranks, Start with These Twelve Assholes Democrats Must Purge Republicans from their Ranks, Start with These Twelve AssholesBy Jacob WeindlingMarch 6, 2025 | 1:22pm
  • Elissa Slotkin’s Democratic Response to Trump's State of the Union Was…Fine? Elissa Slotkin’s Democratic Response to Trump's State of the Union Was…Fine?By Jacob WeindlingMarch 5, 2025 | 2:48pm
  • Democrats Are Lying to You Democrats Are Lying to YouBy Jacob WeindlingFebruary 12, 2025 | 4:26pm
  • Society Has Evolved Past the Need for a Ro Khanna Society Has Evolved Past the Need for a Ro KhannaBy Jacob WeindlingFebruary 6, 2025 | 2:21pm
  • Many Democrats Are Fundamentally Unserious People Who Still Don’t Get It Many Democrats Are Fundamentally Unserious People Who Still Don’t Get ItBy Jacob WeindlingFebruary 5, 2025 | 1:43pm
  • Why the UFO Story Matters, and It Has Nothing to Do with UFOs Why the UFO Story Matters, and It Has Nothing to Do with UFOsBy Jacob WeindlingJanuary 24, 2025 | 3:32pm
  • Idiot Democrats Hand Trump a Gift with TikTok Flip Flop Idiot Democrats Hand Trump a Gift with TikTok Flip FlopBy Jacob WeindlingJanuary 17, 2025 | 12:09pm
  • The LA Wildfires Prove that Elected Republicans Are Bad People Who Enjoy Watching Americans Suffer The LA Wildfires Prove that Elected Republicans Are Bad People Who Enjoy Watching Americans SufferBy Jacob WeindlingJanuary 15, 2025 | 11:32am
  • GOP Crazies Give Speaker Mike Johnson a Preview of the Chaos they Can Create in the House GOP Crazies Give Speaker Mike Johnson a Preview of the Chaos they Can Create in the HouseBy Jacob WeindlingJanuary 3, 2025 | 11:34am
  • Biden Confirmed More Judges Than Trump Did Biden Confirmed More Judges Than Trump DidBy Jacob WeindlingDecember 23, 2024 | 11:18am
  • Gerontocratic Democrats Teach AOC that Helping the Party Doesn’t Help You Gerontocratic Democrats Teach AOC that Helping the Party Doesn’t Help YouBy Jacob WeindlingDecember 17, 2024 | 1:37pm
  • Joe Manchin and Kirsten Sinema Prove Their Loyalty to Trump One Last Time Joe Manchin and Kirsten Sinema Prove Their Loyalty to Trump One Last TimeBy Jacob WeindlingDecember 12, 2024 | 1:02pm
  • Nancy Mace Is an Irredeemable Garbage Person Who Loves Bullying Vulnerable People and Yet the Media Still Believes Her Nancy Mace Is an Irredeemable Garbage Person Who Loves Bullying Vulnerable People and Yet the Media Still Believes HerBy Jacob WeindlingDecember 11, 2024 | 11:31am
  • Jim Clyburn Says Biden Should Pardon Trump, Further Proving Democrats Believe in Nothing Jim Clyburn Says Biden Should Pardon Trump, Further Proving Democrats Believe in NothingBy Jacob WeindlingDecember 9, 2024 | 12:14pm
  • The Democrats Are a Social Club for Gerontocrats Who Love Losing The Democrats Are a Social Club for Gerontocrats Who Love LosingBy Jacob WeindlingDecember 3, 2024 | 12:02pm
  • Oh No, Not a Precedent to Release Any and All Congressional Reports on Sex Crimes, Not That, Please Oh No, Not a Precedent to Release Any and All Congressional Reports on Sex Crimes, Not That, PleaseBy Dave LevitanNovember 21, 2024 | 2:48pm
  • America’s Very Normal Month Continues with a Wild UAP Hearing in Congress America’s Very Normal Month Continues with a Wild UAP Hearing in CongressBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 13, 2024 | 3:10pm
  • There’s Going to Be Another UFO Hearing Next Month There’s Going to Be Another UFO Hearing Next MonthBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 17, 2024 | 3:20pm
  • Leaked GOP Polling Memo Throws Cold Water on the GOP’s Senate Hopes Leaked GOP Polling Memo Throws Cold Water on the GOP’s Senate HopesBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 14, 2024 | 8:45am
  • Court Filings Allege Matt Gaetz Attended Drug-Fueled Sex Party With 17-Year-Old at Center of Alleged Trafficking Scandal Court Filings Allege Matt Gaetz Attended Drug-Fueled Sex Party With 17-Year-Old at Center of Alleged Trafficking ScandalBy Jacob WeindlingSeptember 20, 2024 | 12:10pm
  • Republican Senator John Kennedy to Arab American Institute Executive Director: “You Should Hide Your Head in a Bag” Republican Senator John Kennedy to Arab American Institute Executive Director: “You Should Hide Your Head in a Bag”By Jacob WeindlingSeptember 17, 2024 | 1:45pm
  • Slavery's Legacy Can Be Seen in the Wealth of U.S. Representatives Slavery's Legacy Can Be Seen in the Wealth of U.S. RepresentativesBy Ross PomeroyAugust 26, 2024 | 10:45am
  • What Does Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer Know About UFOs? What Does Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer Know About UFOs?By Jacob WeindlingAugust 20, 2024 | 10:05am
  • Two Years In, Biden's Inflation Reduction Act Has Made a Dent Two Years In, Biden's Inflation Reduction Act Has Made a DentBy Dave LevitanAugust 16, 2024 | 9:40am
  • How To Be Remembered — Badly How To Be Remembered — BadlyBy Dave LevitanJuly 9, 2024 | 1:25pm
  • The Fear and Denial Holding the Democratic Party Back The Fear and Denial Holding the Democratic Party BackBy Jared Yates SextonJuly 5, 2024 | 11:00am
  • Senate Budget Committee to Investigate If Big Oil in the U.S. is In Bed With OPEC to Raise Prices Senate Budget Committee to Investigate If Big Oil in the U.S. is In Bed With OPEC to Raise PricesBy Dave LevitanJune 27, 2024 | 3:13pm
  • A Conservative Menu for Robert Menendez's Year at Morton's Steakhouse A Conservative Menu for Robert Menendez's Year at Morton's SteakhouseBy Dave LevitanJune 6, 2024 | 1:50pm
  • What Does the U.N. Climate Conference Have To Do With this Texas Congressman's Corruption Indictment? What Does the U.N. Climate Conference Have To Do With this Texas Congressman's Corruption Indictment?By Dave LevitanMay 6, 2024 | 12:35pm
  • 'Campaign of Deception': Congressional Report Reveals Decades of Big Oil Malfeasance 'Campaign of Deception': Congressional Report Reveals Decades of Big Oil MalfeasanceBy Dave LevitanMay 2, 2024 | 8:15am
  • Ukraine Gets More U.S. Weapons As the Russian Attack Advances Ukraine Gets More U.S. Weapons As the Russian Attack AdvancesBy Jen KirbyApril 25, 2024 | 12:20pm
  • We Should Fire the Speaker of the House Every Day We Should Fire the Speaker of the House Every DayBy Jacob WeindlingApril 17, 2024 | 10:25am
  • Elizabeth Warren Believes There Is “Ample Evidence” Israel Is Committing Genocide in Gaza Elizabeth Warren Believes There Is “Ample Evidence” Israel Is Committing Genocide in GazaBy Jacob WeindlingApril 9, 2024 | 1:30pm
  • GOP Speaker Mike Johnson’s Bizarre Dance on Ukraine Aid Is Only Part of the Problem GOP Speaker Mike Johnson’s Bizarre Dance on Ukraine Aid Is Only Part of the ProblemBy Jen KirbyApril 8, 2024 | 10:00am
  • Nancy Pelosi Joins Calls to Halt Military Aid to Israel Nancy Pelosi Joins Calls to Halt Military Aid to IsraelBy Jacob WeindlingApril 8, 2024 | 9:43am
  • Biden Could Trade a Climate Win for Ukraine Aid Biden Could Trade a Climate Win for Ukraine AidBy Dave LevitanApril 3, 2024 | 8:25am
  • Is Tik Tok Really a National Security Threat? Is Tik Tok Really a National Security Threat?By Jen KirbyMarch 27, 2024 | 7:05am
  • The Impeachment Plot Thickens Yet AgainBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 8, 2019 | 3:13pm
  • Democrats Can't Stop Trying to Shoot Themselves in the FootBy Paul BlestOctober 8, 2019 | 2:01pm
  • May We All Handle Batshit Trolls as Well as AOC Did HereBy Jack CrosbieOctober 4, 2019 | 2:45pm
  • This Chris Coons Comment on Diversity in the Senate...HmmBy Paul BlestSeptember 30, 2019 | 8:07pm
  • Fourth Woman Accuses Al Franken of Groping HerBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 30, 2019 | 3:05pm
  • The Whistleblower Will Testify Before Congress, Schiff SaysBy David BoddigerSeptember 29, 2019 | 3:18pm
  • The House Pulls Mike Pompeo Into Its Ukraine ProbeBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 27, 2019 | 9:15pm
  • Groundhog Day But About Congress Canceling Trump's Emergency Border DeclarationBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 27, 2019 | 6:37pm
  • The Mistake the Democratic Leadership Can't Stop MakingBy Paul BlestSeptember 27, 2019 | 2:17pm
  • Here's an Unhinged Devin Nunes Talking About Trump NudesBy Jack CrosbieSeptember 26, 2019 | 2:37pm
  • Democrats Eager to Mess This UpBy Paul BlestSeptember 25, 2019 | 8:32pm
  • Rashida Tlaib Was Right All AlongBy Paul BlestSeptember 25, 2019 | 1:10pm
  • It’s Finally HappeningBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 24, 2019 | 7:07pm
  • John Lewis Makes Impassioned Case for Impeachment InquiryBy Paul BlestSeptember 24, 2019 | 5:33pm
  • The Impeachment Push Is Happening Whether Nancy Pelosi Wants It or NotBy Paul BlestSeptember 24, 2019 | 2:15pm
  • The GOP's Biggest Failkids Are Locked in the Pettiest of GrudgesBy Paul BlestSeptember 23, 2019 | 6:55pm
  • Letter From Pelosi Threatens Trump Administration With 'Whole New Stage of Investigation'By Caitlin CruzSeptember 23, 2019 | 1:54am
  • Adam Schiff Says Impeachment Would Be the ‘Only Remedy’ If Trump Did the Ukraine ThingBy David BoddigerSeptember 22, 2019 | 5:15pm
  • Apparently Nothing Trump Does Will Convince Nancy Pelosi to Impeach HimBy David BoddigerSeptember 21, 2019 | 6:31pm
  • Dan Crenshaw Hides in an Elevator to Escape Fellow Troops Calling Him on His BullshitBy Jack CrosbieSeptember 20, 2019 | 3:01pm
  • Matt Gaetz Has a Nuclear Meltdown Trying to Go After Al SharptonBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 19, 2019 | 6:58pm
  • Eric Garner's Mother Shares Heart-Wrenching Testimony on Police BrutalityBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 19, 2019 | 5:37pm
  • Nancy Pelosi Is the Best Friend Donald Trump Could Ask ForBy Paul BlestSeptember 19, 2019 | 2:31pm
  • Liz Cheney Wants to Start a War Just Like Her DadBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 18, 2019 | 9:25pm
  • Climate Activist Greta Thunberg Politely Hands Bad-Faith Republican His AssBy Jack CrosbieSeptember 18, 2019 | 5:15pm
  • Anon Democratic Senators: Biden Good! Warren and Sanders Bad and Scary :(By Jack CrosbieSeptember 18, 2019 | 2:37pm
  • The Corey Lewandowski Hearing Is Already an Absolute DisasterBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 17, 2019 | 6:36pm
  • Ayanna Pressley Will Officially Call for a Kavanaugh Impeachment InquiryBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 17, 2019 | 12:00am
  • Democratic Senator Bravely Calls for War With Iran on Fox NewsBy Paul BlestSeptember 16, 2019 | 3:07pm
  • Rep. Adam Schiff Subpoenas Acting Intelligence Director Over Whistleblower ComplaintBy David BoddigerSeptember 14, 2019 | 3:59pm
  • Insane New GOP Attack Ad Sets Photo of AOC on Fire to Decry Evils of SocialismBy Caitlin CruzSeptember 13, 2019 | 2:28am
  • Pelosi: LITERALLY DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT IMPEACHMENT AGAIN YOU DUMB OAFSBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 12, 2019 | 4:55pm
  • Ben Sasse Has Literally Nothing to Say About Being Endorsed by TrumpBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 12, 2019 | 3:20am
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