Man Crush Monday: This hot-ass British farmer

Last week, my friend Sandra casually linked me to Benjamin Hole’s Instagram account, which is full of pastoral shots of cute animals from the Hole & Sons farm he works. Adorable lambs traipsing through the fog aside, this farmer is pretty hot, and definitely worthy of the Man Crush Monday title.

Oh, hi.

He likes to travel

He loves and has a philosophical outlook on farming:

Look at him cuddling this cute-ass cow!

No big deal, just cradling some baby birds in his well-worn hands:

Just footballin’ a dog and a lamb, what’s up?

Stop it.

He has a favorite lamb:

But he looks pretty hot holding this lamb, too:

Fly fishing hasn’t looked so good since that Brad Pitt movie:

Actually, I’m crushing on this entire farm:

Danielle Henderson is a lapsed academic, heavy metal karaoke machine, and culture editor at Fusion. She enjoys thinking about how race, gender, and sexuality shape our cultural narratives, but not in a boring way.