These People Got Bitcoin, a Wise and Sensible Investment, for Christmas

How’d y’all do on your Christmas shopping this year? Nice hand cream for your aunt? Some smartphone-compatible gloves for Mom? What about… a nice piece of Bitcoin, a gift that may prove worthless at literally any time? To quote my treasured colleague Hamilton: “For ten thousand dollars I’ll go buy myself a Jet Ski with bad ass stripes on the side. Okay? And you buy yourself a Bit coin. And we’ll see who has more fun.”

Who chose to buy their mothers and sisters not a Jet Ski or a Nintendo Switch or even a nice gift set from Sephora but instead the Less Fun Thing, Bitcoin? Plenty of people.

Lmao I hear that!!

Nice. It’ll never go down either

Thanks, Franci!

It means “I’m an idiot.”

It’s the thought that counts

Aw 🙁

Haha, fun!