Where can you legally go topless in America?
For the past few years a saucy debate has simmered: Are women’s breasts inherently sexual, or has our culture sexualized them? After all, what’s the difference between female nipples and male nipples, aside from the fact that the former helps to provide the very lifeblood of mankind?
Much of this debate has focused on a woman’s right to bare her breasts on social media—both Facebook and Instagram have become notorious for censoring images of women’s chests, sometimes even banning artwork depicting breasts or photos of breastfeeding, lest one feel scandalized by accidentally spotting a boob in the wild.
This prudishness has fueled an entire movement demanding nipple parity: The activist group Free the Nipple is dedicated to fighting for a woman’s right to bare her chest in the same way a man can bare his. Some activists even argue that banning women from being topless violates a woman’s constitutional right to freedom of expression.
But while activists’ outrage has largely concentrated on freeing the almighty nipple online, what’s the deal with baring your breasts IRL? Shouldn’t the same philosophy apply to breasts in public? Activists say yes, but the stakes of going topless in public are significantly higher.
For every lady who’s toyed with going bare this summer, I recently investigated where in the U.S. a woman can go topless in peace—and along the way, I discovered that our country’s toplessness laws are a goddamn mess. Most states, it turns out, don’t even have clear-cut rules spelling out whether it’s legal for a woman to reveal her chest. Instead, they prohibit exposure of such ambiguous features as “intimate parts” or “private parts,” leaving the meaning of these terms up to the discretion of individual officers.
Further complicating toplessness rules, many states note that law enforcement can arrest a woman for exposing her so-called “intimate parts” in a way that is “lewd” or “obscene” or with the intent to arouse. While a woman might argue that she’s ditched her top to get rid of tan lines—not turn on her neighbors—a cop could interpret the move differently.
Between toplessness laws’ subjective nature, law enforcement’s sketchy understanding of various technicalities—and in many places, discrepancies between city and state rules—freeing the nipple can be risky, wherever you live. Ultimately, however, after interviewing attorneys general, private lawyers, law enforcement, and law professors in all 50 states, we came up with the map below:
Who gets to decide what’s lewd?
This map raised an important question: Who gets to decide what parts of a woman’s body are indecent? The majority of lawmakers are still men—but is it fair that a bunch of dudes get to determine how women express themselves in public?
In 1964, speaking on the issue of obscenity, U.S. Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart famously said: “I know it when I see it.” Unfortunately, many people in America still see female sexuality itself as obscene, which can affect how laws are interpreted.
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