Florida Man Fixes Climate Change
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Florida governor and normal stander Ron DeSantis has fixed climate change, saving the country’s most vulnerable state from the rising seas, scorching heat, and powerful hurricanes. He did so with the simple flourish of a pen, signing into law a groundbreaking bill that, uh, removes most mentions of climate change from state law.
“The legislation I signed today [will] keep windmills off our beaches, gas in our tanks, and China out of our state,” he told Florida’s Voice, listing three things that are definitely real problems that needed addressing. Along with excising the evil term from state law, the bill removes climate change as a priority when making energy policy, among other things. Can’t talk about it, can’t consider it — gone!