Intrigued? Here’s how to follow in Abbi and Ilana’s footsteps.
Abbi and Ilana start their evening by turning onto the north side of St. Mark’s from 3rd Ave.
A creepy dude tells them to smile in front of Papaya King.
3. Udon West – 11 St. Mark’s Place
They pass a drunk girl peeing in front of Udon West.
4. Kulture – 19-23 St. Mark’s Place
Ilana and Abbi give a dollar to a homeless woman outside this storefront.
5. Search & Destroy – 25 St. Mark’s Place
They’re harassed on the stoop by “runaway teens.”
6. Kenka – 25 St. Mark’s Place
They eat dinner (or try to) at the Japanese restaurant right next door.
7. Bull McCabe’s – 29 St. Mark’s Place
Ilana overhears a “business guido” tearfully call up his ex.
8. Wig Store – 31 St. Mark’s Place
Abbi and Ilana play dress up with novelty tees and funeral-worthy wigs.
9. CoCo Fresh Tea & Juice and Mark Burger – 33 St. Mark’s Place
When Abbi’s gift for Ilana is stolen by one of the so-called runaway teens — who turns out to be a spoiled thirtysomething named Timothy — they give chase. TV editing magic shows them running after him along the south side of St. Mark’s without actually crossing the street, but by the time Abbi has a run-in with a taxi, they’re back on the north side.
10. St. Mark’s Market – 21 St. Mark’s Place
They follow Timothy into this grocery store.
11. Pizza – 36 St. Mark’s Place
They end their night triumphant — with Abbi’s gift for Ilana, that blanket, back in their possession — and celebrate with a slice.
All images via Comedy Central and Google Street View
Molly Fitzpatrick is senior editor of Fusion’s Pop & Culture section. Her interests include movies about movies, TV shows about TV shows, and movies about TV shows, but not so much TV shows about movies.
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