Other things Donald Trump definitely plans on doing after he becomes U.S. president

On Twitter, Trump said that he would meet with Netanyahu “at a later date after I become President of the U.S.”

Here are some other things that Donald Trump is definitely going to do after he becomes President of the United States:

• Redecorate the kitchen
• Read all of Infinite Jest, cover-to-cover
• Get into jazz music
• Start going to art museums once a month
• Get drinks with Ted, that old high school friend he ran into on the street last week
• Become a whiskey connoisseur, like really learn about whiskey
• Finally write that novel that’s been kicking around in his head
• Start waking up at 7AM each morning to hit the gym
• Write a nice letter to a friend or colleague every day
• Smile more
• Ban all Muslims worldwide from entering the United States, regardless of their citizenship or country of origin
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