Bleak Days Ahead – But No Room for Despair
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                            Kamala Harris is “not done,” a prospect to send a shiver down the spine of any well-thinking man, woman or child alive today. But there it is, out there now in the ether. Answering a plea that nobody called out for, Trump’s handily vanquished opponent told the BBC recently that, no, she’s not done, and yes, she may “possibly” be sworn in as president one day. Because that’s what the world needs right now, at this darkest of hours. The return of the beigest brat to ever grab the mic.
An ocean away, Keir Starmer, who, unlike Harris, did actually manage to achieve power in his country, has been taking a novel approach to wielding it. His Labour Party, immediately upon taking office, decided that it should piss off every conceivable British voter that it could, alienating the party’s actual base by attacking anti-genocide protestors and the country’s most vulnerable citizens, while, at the same time, attempting to ingratiate itself with voters who hate and fear migrants, despite the fact that those particular people are obviously more likely to vote for the hard-right Reform party, regardless of whatever Labour now does.
The epitome of this “strategy” can be seen in two developments from earlier this year, separated by only a few months. The first occurred in May, when Starmer delivered a speech lamenting the “incalculable damage” that inward migration had done to Britain, which, as he put it, had consequently become “an island of strangers.” His words here specifically invoked the memory of Enoch Powell, Britain’s most infamous anti-migration politician, and they were chosen as a conspicuous ploy to appeal to Reform voters. But, obviously, it didn’t work. Because it was stupid.
Starmer’s flirtation with anti-migrant bile has only further upset those Labour voters who had hoped his leadership might somewhat ease Britain’s ceaseless culture wars. He has made a habit of alienating the party’s more progressive supporters, which, in actual fact, has meant that Labour has been hemorrhaging support from its left wing, as well as from its right. It took a fiercely long time for Starmer and his advisors to accept this, but, eventually, it became too obvious to ignore, so they shifted their rhetoric, claiming now that this “island of strangers” business had actually been a regrettable mistake and, by September, suddenly proclaiming that, actually, Starmer will stand against the “decline and division” of the far right.
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