So…Uh…What Exactly Happened Between Trump and “Bubba”?

By Jacob Weindling | November 14, 2025 | 5:25pm

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So…Uh…What Exactly Happened Between Trump and “Bubba”?

There are a lot of e-mails to pore through in this latest Epstein cache, and it’s not from the Democrats. They released a neat and tidy 16 pages this week, while the GOP unleashed a very sweaty 20,000 documents afterwards. Trump is now proclaiming that he is going to only investigate the Democrats on the Epstein files and not the Republicans, but I have some bad news for president deals about one e-mail. It doesn’t confirm anything about where one of his Democratic investigations may lead, but boy howdy does it suggest a pretty traumatizing image once you see it in your mind’s eye.

“How are you doing?” wrote Mark Epstein to his brother Jeffrey on Monday, March 19th, 2018, with the subject line “hey.” “A while back you mentioned that you were prediabetic. Has anything changed with that? What is your boy Donald up to now?” continued Mark. See? Nothing to see here. Just normal brothers talking about normal things and catching up like normal! Wait, hold on…I am being told that there is more to this exchange.

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“All good. Bannon with me,” retorted the most notorious child sex trafficker on the planet during the second year of Trump’s first presidency. Here’s where I have to slap a content warning on this blog and let you know that the next sentence is where the bad image becomes a tulpa in your head forever.

“Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?” asked Mark. “and I thought- I had tsuris” retorted Jeffrey, which is notably not a denial of the allegation around the traumatizing image!

We all know one person in Epstein’s circles with that nickname, the challenge is in finding two. I have searched high and low all day. I have wanted to find someone, ANYONE, in Epstein’s giant orbit of horrific elites committing crimes against humanity on multiple fronts whose nickname is Bubba. Even if it was just some weird random guy shouting a nickname he just made up during a pickup basketball game. I will take any shred of evidence to provide me with the hope of doubt and keep the bad image from subsuming my mind.

But alas, I cannot find anyone Epstein adjacent whose known nickname is Bubba other than the 42nd president of the United States. It’s on his fucking Wikipedia page. This is not up for debate. He’s not just a candidate to be Trump’s second in that disturbing image, he’s THE candidate.

The Epstein brothers were shitposting to each other about “the photos” of Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob and Putin possibly having them and we’re all just expected to stay normal about this?

In a lot of ways, I’m thankful for this awful e-mail that has scarred me for life. This story is a horrific one centered around child abuse and elite impunity around it, and the Trumpian slapstick elements should never go ahead of the deep harm this network’s actions created, nor overshadow the over one thousand victims. This is not a humorous saga by any stretch of the imagination, regardless of how a big a shambolic clusterfuck one of its main characters continues to be.

But at least here, in this stunning and historic image that may be stored on one of Vladimir Putin’s hard drives, lies only two men. Two horrible, terrible human beings who have inflicted great harm upon this world. Two presidents who did what they could to curtail the gay rights movement at the peak of their powers. Now facing one another. Unclothed. Alone. Vulnerable. In a quiet corner of Jeffrey Epstein’s mansion with a camera hidden somewhere. Staring longingly into each other’s eyes from two different levels as two men become one. It’s all so horrible to envision but it’s also one of the few allegations from this whole criminal network that you can still laugh at even as you know this image will haunt your nightmares forever.