Repent, Peoria, Ariz.! The Great Pumpkin has come to reap the sinners.
A video of the freed pumpkin by local Diego Ramirez shows it barreling across multiple lanes of traffic, looking like a cast-off prop from the set of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
According to 12 News, the pumpkin was part of a Halloween display rented from Big AZ Promotions to promote the upcoming Peoria Monster Bash (reportedly will be a graveyard smash). Big AZ Promotions spent 40 minutes driving around town, tracking down their loose decoration. You wouldn’t think a giant rolling pumpkin would be too hard to find.
12 News reports the pumpkin traveled about a quarter of a mile before becoming stuck in a neighborhood park, where it was finally tracked down and deflated. No injuries were reported, according to KPNX, though street lights at one intersection did take some pumpkin-inflicted damage.
As far as escaped, giant balloon stories this week, a quarter of a mile isn’t very impressive compared with the military’s JLENS blimp, which made it across the state border. Try harder next time, Arizona pumpkin.
GET SPLINTER RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX
The Truth Hurts