Did you hear that Adele has a new song out? And that she also has a new album coming out? Oh, you did, because you are a human who breathes air and is alive? OK then.
Meanwhile, Adele herself is launching what is sure to be one of the more ubiquitous press tours of the next seven to 15 months. She’s already teasing her appearance on the cover of British magazine i-D, where she’ll apparently be talking about motherhood and the fame game and all of that good stuff.
There’s just one question: are we ready, collectively, as a species, to turn our globe over to Adele for the next year? The answer is almost certainly yes.
Watch “Hello” below—though duh, you’ve already seen it like 50 times.