The Mark Zuckerberg Q+A got super weird, obviously

Today, Facebook’s very own Mark Zuckerberg answered a number of user questions using his massive social media network. Roughly 30,000 questions flooded the page during the Q&A, and Zuckerberg responded to a few, popular, well punctuated queries. Some of them were softballs:

Some of them were important:

and one of them was from Stephen Hawking:

Most of them, however, were utter nonsense. It got pretty weird, readers. Here are some of the weirdest, most wonderful questions from today’s Q and A, organized by category.