A rat killed a pigeon in Brooklyn today because nature is vicious
Today, in Brooklyn, a large New York City rat who may or may not have been chemically mutated and somehow learned ninjitsu attacked an unsuspecting pigeon, killed it, and feasted on its flesh.
Naturally, a group of lookers-on filmed the whole ordeal and provided blow-by-blow commentary. It’s unclear whether this rat is that rat or if this attack was a demonstration for a group of crime-fighting turtles.
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