All You Fascists Are Bound to Lose If You Don't Show Up In the First Place
WASHINGTON, DC—There was just one moment when I thought I might see a white supremacist get killed. There were two of them, a man and a woman, the only two real live enemies I saw the entire day. Both were sagging in late middle age, both plump, both with long, gray hair, the man with a beard. Both, for reasons I do not know, had chosen the very peak of the anti-white supremacist rally as the time to traverse the one long block from Lafayette Square to Farragut Square. By the time they had traveled half a block, I was not sure they would make it.
They were escorted on their journey not by police but by a group of several volunteers from the “DC Peace Team,” whose neon green vests read, “Lighting up human dignity.” The volunteers looked more like the members of a band that might make children’s albums than security guards. They had linked arms in a rough circle and were walking the two as fast as possible up the streets, as the crowd seethed around them, a crowd that had been hungry for hours for actual Nazis in the flesh. People screamed denunciations inches from their faces; some threw trash and water bottles. The man being escorted out wore a panicked grin the whole time, the kind of grin you have when something horrific is happening and you don’t know how else to look. They somehow reached the line of police lazing around their vans by Farragut Square, and requested help. The cops obliged by pushing back the angry hordes, sealing off an entire city block, and hustling the two into a van to be removed. “Who are you protecting??” the protesters chanted at the cops. “Who do you serve??” I must say that in the moment, the cops seemed reasonable enough to me. Had those two been directly exposed to the crowd they very likely would have ended up as grease spots on DC sidewalk. They—two goofy, ignorant people—had in an instant become avatars for all of the evil that tens of thousands of people had come out to protest. Their presence on those streets required them to become an avatar of all of the despicable things that white supremacists have been doing for centuries. All of that righteous fury was concentrated upon those two pathetic souls. It couldn’t be helped, really. It seemed like all the other Nazis decided not to show up.
You have to understand that everyone took this event very seriously. Charlottesville was such a stain on America that when this one-year anniversary march was announced, we all had to assume that it had the potential to be just as grotesque. But this time, everyone would be much more prepared. The DC police shut down a huge swath of downtown, erected crowd barriers all over Lafayette Square, and showed up in force. The counter-protesters—Black Lives Matter, antifa, Black bloc, and a kaleidoscope of other more or less stringent groups, joined by countless thousands of regular people angry about the nightmarish Trump era—planned their own public and nonpublic tactics for months. The reporters came out with our lawyers’ numbers written on our arms. Some of the TV cameramen were trailed by private security guards, in one case consisting of two hulking military veterans, both amply tattooed with flames and skulls, who were the most intimidating people of any type that I saw all day. If this was going to be Charlottesville part two, we were all going to be ready for this shit.
On the Friday night before the protest I went to an antifa self-defense training. It was part of a half-day-long “Free School” with a series of classes on political education and protest tactics, which filled up the ample space of a church in Columbia Heights. At 7 p.m., about 20 of us made our way to church’s side lawn, where a very nice but unintimidating volunteer demonstrated how to stand and throw a punch. We also practiced spinning out of the way when someone tried to shove us and yelling, “I DO NOT CONSENT,” and then, as we launched our counterattack, “I AM DEFENDING MYSELF!” The deeply humiliating potential of being punched by someone who was simultaneously declaiming about consent would certainly dissuade me from attacking anyone, if I were a fascist.
(At one point, a couple of news photographers wandered by and started taking pictures of our group, which prompted howls of outrage and demands to cease immediately. “You guys are in public. You’re standing by the street,” noted the Getty photographer, before rolling his eyes and agreeing to stop. The antifa obsession with secrecy extended to the actual protest day—I walked miles beside a Black bloc group who were constantly shouting “No photos!” even as they marched past cameramen from every news organization on the face of the Earth. This is one battle that will not be won.)
Like “socialist” or “Christian,” “antifa” is not a single clearly delineated organization but a term so broad that it is mostly used as a way to evoke either honor or ridicule by political partisans and the press. So I feel obliged to note that the Free School, an event for the benefit of the public that was completely organized and funded and staffed by volunteers with no motivation other than ideological conviction about social improvement, is a good example of what “antifa” is really about, even if the self defense portion of it probably resulted in less of an increase in skilled violence than the average cardio kickboxing class. To the extent that we are talking here about a label that means “anti-fascist,” you should be concerned if you don’t identify as antifa.
The next day was Saturday. It was sunny and warm and all was calm. There was a cosplay convention at the DC Convention Center, and at 3 p.m., a man dressed as the Grim Reaper could be seen, scythe in hand, waiting patiently to cross L Street.
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