Democratic Candidates Are Desperate to Show You How Woke They Are
We all knew he was going to do it, and yet, just knowing that speaking Spanish is one of Beto O’Rourke’s favorite crowd-pleasing moves didn’t stop me from groaning as he began his opening statement on Wednesday night’s Democratic debate.
It wasn’t the Spanish that made me feel conflicted. Cory Booker also spoke Spanish to address what he’d do on his first day as president—reform immigration—and Julián Castro left his Spanish for his final statement, pointing to his ability to introduce himself in the language as indicative of the United States’ progress as a country. (Unsurprisingly and also indicative of “progress,” the New York Times and Washington Post transcripts failed to translate, or even include, the remarks candidates and moderators made in Spanish. Diversify your newsrooms, folks.)
No, O’Rourke’s use of Spanish—seen in last year’s Senate race as a welcoming gesture inclusive of people who had been demonized by the Republican Party—felt (and looked) like a rehearsed party trick on the national debate stage. At one point, when moderator Jose Diaz-Balart asked O’Rourke a question in Spanish, you could see O’Rourke, his face frozen, working very hard to translate in his head before hearing the question again in English.
There was plenty of this kind of posturing from the candidates throughout the night, some more effective than others, and though these rhetorical cues might have been a genuine attempt to connect with marginalized Americans, a candidate’s intent isn’t nearly as important as the impact it has on the people listening.
Yes, quite a few of the white guys whose names I confused last night tried to talk about race. One of them just listed races, as if that was enough. Some other moments that stood out from Wednesday night’s debate (transcripts once again provided by the Times and the Post):
Elizabeth Warren
Warren: So I think of it this way, who is this economy really working for? It’s doing great for a thinner and thinner slice at the top. It’s doing great for giant drug companies. This is not doing great for people are trying to get a prescription filled. It’s doing great for people who want to invest in private prisons just not for the African-Americans and Latinx whose families are torn apart whose lives are destroyed and whose communities are ruined…
Warren was the only candidate to use the term Latinx on stage (Castro mentioned Latinos once, and moderator Rachel Maddow used the term Latinos several times). Latinx has become a more widely accepted gender-neutral term to refer to Latinos, Latinas, and non-binary people within the community as a whole (we too use it at Splinter News dot Com), and it’s welcoming to see a term of inclusivity get used more often within a political field that often doesn’t prioritize Latinx people.
Cory Booker
Booker: …And I will tell you this, I live in a low-income black and brown community. I see every single day that this economy is not working for average Americans. The indicators that are being used from GDP to Wall Street’s rankings is not helping people in my community. It is about time that we have an economy that works for everybody, not just the wealthiest in our nation.
It’s absolutely wild to me that through the entire night the word “black” was only said five times. Booker also spoke about African-Americans the most (the term only getting 12 mentions). This stage of nearly all white male candidates didn’t want to talk about race, and when they did, they mostly fucked it up by saying nothing at all (more on that later…).
Jay Inslee
Inslee: I am the only candidate here who has passed a law protecting a woman’s right of reproductive health in health insurance, and I’m the only candidate who has passed a public option. And I respect everybody’s goals and plans here, but we do have one candidate that’s actually advanced the ball. And we’ve got to have access for everyone. I’ve done it as a public option.
At least the audience got a good laugh in early on. Amy Klobuchar immediately took Inslee down a peg, reminding him: “There’s three women up here that have fought pretty hard for a woman’s right to choose. I’ll start with that.” Jay, sit down!!!
Julián Castro
Castro: […] I don’t believe only in reproductive freedom, I believe in reproductive justice. And, you know, what that means is that just because a woman — or let’s also not forget someone in the trans community, a trans female, is poor, doesn’t mean they shouldn’t have the right to exercise that right to choose. And so I absolutely would cover the right to have an abortion.
This was the first time in the evening that candidates mentioned transgender people and the trans community, who would only come up one other time. However, Castro’s intent to be inclusive of his answer on reproductive rights was overshadowed by his misstatement on a trans woman’s “right to choose”—some trans men have ovaries and a uterus and are capable of becoming pregnant. It matters, and it’s important that candidates prioritize including the transgender community in their policies and get it right.
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