Has Nick Jonas 'technically' had gay sex?

No.

Nick Jonas recently told The Sun that he has “technically” had sex with a guy because on his DirecTV show no one watches he had a gay sex scene: “It’s my lips, it’s my hands, it’s my body, even if I’m playing a character.” That’s not how it works!!!!

NICK JONAS® presented by BrokeStraightBoys™ shared this insight during a guest-editing stint at The Sun‘s “Bizarre” column. In other Nick Jonas news, the Attitude cover star also sent out a tour casting notice earlier this week for “mainly Caucasian” models who could maybe have “an ethnic flare [sic]” because they’re “the kind of girls [he] would have a huge crush on.”

Jonas, a three-time Radio Disney Music Award nominee whose inexplicably sustained career may or may not be secretly bankrolled by Peter Thiel (EXPERTS AGREE), has a new album coming out or whatever. Save up for Mykki Blanco‘s upcoming debut full-length LP, Mykki, instead!