Ivanka Trump, Apparent Amnesia Victim, Is Shocked That People Can Be 'Vicious' in DC

“I was a little blindsided by [it], on a personal level” Ivanka claimed, apparently unaware that her father was elected to the White House after:

• Insinuating that Ted Cruz’s father had helped kill J.F.K.
• Suggesting that “Second Amendment people” could, somehow, take care of Hillary Clinton.
• Spending years claiming that President Barack Obama was not a U.S. citizen.
• Bragging about sexually assaulting women because “when you’re a star, they let you do it.”

“But,” Ivanka insisted, “this isn’t supposed to be easy.”

Such wise words from a woman literally raised in a golden tower. Ivanka… thank you.