Like Uber, But for Essential Medicaid Services Cut by the GOP
Yesterday Uber, a company launched under the premise that every under-employed American’s car could transform into a lucrative side-gig, announced Uber Health. The service is nearly identical to Uber, in that it pairs drivers making $3.37 an hour with people who need a ride. It differs in that those riders are the sick or elderly on their way to see a doctor. In a conceit to “accessibility,” Uber has added a feature allowing patients to print out driver information that would otherwise appear on the app’s screen.
Unlike Apple’s forthcoming in-house health care centers or Amazon’s exploratory health care consortium, Uber’s services won’t benefit its own workers—but Uber Health represents a similar concession from the anti-regulation boy kings that helm these companies: that the American health care and transportation systems are both broken, and they, with their nimble ingenuity, can break and reassemble it. Only one of these things is true.
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