The Cottage Industry Trying to Convince You Your Cell Phone Can Give You Cancer
If you stick the $49.99 Patch’d smartchip onto the back of your phone, its makers promise you will reduce your exposure to your phone’s radiation by “up to” 95 percent. This small sticker, the company claims, will miraculously protect your brain, your balls, and (if you’re the type to carry a phone in your bra) your boobs, from cancer. In all of this, there is just one hitch: no one is really quite sure whether our phones cause cancer at all.
Patch’d, which is slated to hit the market this summer, is one in a long list of products avowing to keep our phones from stealthily killing us. Way back in 2002—the year the first phone with a camera debuted—the Federal Trade Commission filed charges against two companies that claimed to protect consumers from cell phone radiation. One of them, the WaveShield, was a quarter-sized sticker that declared it could “block up to 99 percent of the radiation entering the soft tissue of the ear canal.” Once available in mall kiosks everywhere, a version of the WaveShield is still available online, sold along with a hearty, fine-print disclaimer that it doesn’t actually shield you from much.
The concern that our phones might give us cancer stems from the effects that we know radiation has on the body. Radiation can cause cancer by damaging cells, breaking down DNA’s chemical bonds to produce mutations. One type of radiation—ionizing radiation, like x-rays—is powerful enough to separate an electron from an atom and potentially set in motion a cancer-causing mutation. Cell phones, though, emit a different kind of radiation. Like microwaves and the lightbulbs in your house, they release lower-energy, non-ionizing radiation. And, at least for the time being, nothing has definitively shown that non-ionizing radiation can give you cancer.
Still, never before in history have our bodies been drenched in so much electromagnetic radiation, and that raises the question of what kind of impact all of those waves of energy might have on us. That uncertainty has created a huge market demand. If you search for an electromagnetic-shield protector on Amazon, there are more than 400 results: cellphone stickers, screen protectors, cases and pouches all claiming to protect us from the silent killers in our pockets. After all, we used to put cocaine in Coca Cola and think cigarettes were good for you, right?
Patch’d, which is based in Australia, was founded after CEO Leigh Ratcliffe’s brother was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer. Ratcliffe, the foundational mythology goes, spent hours obsessively researching the link between brain cancer and cell phones, distraught by how many middle aged men and women like his brother were dying from brain cancer. Eventually he concluded that there should be a product to make smartphones safer by reducing radiation absorption.
The Patch’d chip supposedly works by coupling with a phone’s antenna to draw radiation away from the front of phone, filter it and then re-direct it out the back of the phone away from a user’s head and body. It does this by way of a .35 millimeter-thick printed circuit board and layers of “specially formulated dielectric materials.”
The website cites studies that link smartphones to dementia, Alzheimer’s disease, memory loss, disrupted sleep, breast cancer, brain cancer and infertility. It quotes the World Health Organization and European Environmental Agency, which have both publicly stated that the potential health impacts of phones should be explored. It’s not only “backed up by serious science” but “has been tested to FCC standards by accredited independent labs.”
“What is unique about this technology is that it is the only product on the market that has been scientifically verified to achieve a reduction of radiation absorption (SAR) by up to 95 percent,” Chloe Ratcliffe, the company’s business development manager and the founder’s daughter, told me via email. “A lot of the other products on the market simply don’t have legitimate test results to backup their claims.”
If all this is starting to sound a bit like voodoo science, that’s because it probably is. I reached out to several authors of the studies that Patch’d cites to back up their technology. All of them expressed heavy skepticism.
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