Ya Lost All Your Money on the Crypto, Idiots!!! By Hamilton Nolan | September 12, 2018 | 4:57pm Latest Copy to clipboard × Copy Link Facebook X Reddit Bluesky Email ! Did I warn you? I warned you. Honestly I warned you very clearly. “Hey idiots—you’re gonna lose all your money on Bitcoin, idiots.” –Hamilton Nolan, November 28, 2017. And? Most Popular Aging President Increasingly Can't Remember Which Things Did or Did Not Happen An At Best Half-Baked Theory of ‘What the Fuck Are You Talking About’ An Astounding Chart Reveals Just How Antidemocratic the Roberts Court Is “Crypto’s 80% Plunge Is Now Worse Than the Dot-Com Crash.” Wow. Should have bought a jet ski. Now you have nothing. More from SplinterTrump Grants 'Regulatory Relief' to Coal Plants in Continuing Effort to Kill PeopleA Useless, Brief, Sorta-Midway Check-In On Our 2025 PredictionsSports Fans Understand Better than Anyone Why Billionaires Shouldn't Exist Join the discussion... GET SPLINTER RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX The Truth Hurts Email address: Leave this field empty if you're human: