Google's self-driving cars are smart, but can they beat Murphy's Law?
Paint this scene in your mind. A quiet street in Mountain View, California. Bungalows, hybrid cars, sunshine. Now, add a wild turkey sprinting onto the road. Then a woman chasing it. In a wheelchair. Wielding a broom. And finally: because this town is the home of Google, a self-driving car pulls onto the street and, seeing the chaos unfolding in front of it, slows down to capture the entire thing with a camera and some laser and radar sensors.
This is not a George Saunders short story. It’s a scenario that one of Google’s self-driving cars actually encountered while logging miles on the streets of Silicon Valley over the last few years.
I’m watching video of the event in a new complex a few miles from Google’s main campus. This is the home of Google X, the company’s far-out research laboratory. It looks and feels like a building given the Ace Hotel makeover: reclaimed wood, neutral tones, nice typography, a place you can get a massage. The holding area for the journalists that Google gathered looked out onto a covered, open-air gym where buff young dudes were engaged in complex jumping exercises. This driverless car show-and-tell is a Google tradition for the past couple of years. They invite a select group of tech journalists to come down to Mountain View and get an in-depth look at the program’s latest milestones. And, of course, you get to ride in one of the cars. Afterwards, they give you a sticker that says you’ve been in a self-driving vehicle. I swear if you scratch it, it gives off a whiff of inevitability.
So why the wild turkey chase? These fringe scenarios were the theme of Google’s presentation in subtle and not-so-subtle ways. Google wanted to show that its self-driving cars are learning to be resilient to all kinds of one-in-a-million, can-you-believe-that events. If Google’s cars can detect a turkey and a swerving wheelchair in the road, recognize them as anomalies, and slow down to avoid them, maybe these cars are almost ready to transform the world’s transportation systems.
The truth is that right now, Google’s self-driving cars can deal with the vast majority of common driving situations. The basics of path-finding, obstacle avoidance, and smooth driving are pretty much in the bag. Having ridden in their vehicles several times, I can attest that the cars can drive. Like, you get in, and you get from point A to point B. At least in the mostly nice driving conditions of Mountain View.
The cars are safe, too. Google’s autonomous vehicles have driven over a million miles and only gotten into about a dozen accidents. A car was side-swiped once, but in every other accident, the cars have been rear-ended by humans, mostly while sitting at stop lights. Sure, their human handlers have had to take over a few times, which has kept the cars from getting in more accidents. The safety record is still pretty remarkable given how many miles they’ve logged.
Any time the topic of self-driving cars comes up, though, almost everyone imagines some crazy situation that a computer surely couldn’t handle. What if the car encounters weird road construction? A guy swerving on a unicycle? An escaped zoo animal? A swarm of bees spilling out of a flaming Camaro crashing into a 18-wheeler carrying an aquarium filled with sharks? How would Google deal with that, eh?!
Google knows that until its cars can handle these freak occurrences, doubts about self-driving cars will persist. So the company has spent the past year working on how to deal with any number of unfortunate events. Basically, Google is up against Murphy’s Law—and they need to create software that can deal with the anything that could go wrong going wrong.
Even five years ago, the idea of a self-driving car that could safely handle 99% of the driving process would have seemed ludicrous. But Google brought together many of the world’s best autonomous vehicle researchers, mashing up the best teams from DARPA-sponsored self-driving vehicle competitions to create a superteam with supercharged resources courtesy of true believers within Google like co-founder Sergey Brin. “Rather than setting researchers up to compete for grants, space, funding, and all the other quotidian trials of university research,” wrote computer scientist Ian Bogost in The Atlantic, “Google just hired many of the best from Stanford, Carnegie Mellon, and elsewhere, and gave them access to the company’s massive array of computational power and collected data.”
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