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Angry Coloradans protest a high school in Fort Collins because the administration canceled “Merica Day” in favor of “America Day.” Because apparently the right to be a xenophobic, jingoistic, and nationalist hick is an inalienable right worth fighting for.
Residents of America’s most violent neighborhoods are developing post traumatic stress disorder (PSTD) at the same rate as servicemen.
Arizona woman cites diarrhea as the reason for leaving the scene of a hit-and-run crash. More like a hit-and-the-runs, amirite?
Yesterday, Bill Nye the Science Guy debated the founder of a creationist museum. Missed it? Here’s the whole debate:
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Philip Seymour Hoffman’s pending film and television projects?
As if you needed further proof that dogs are far, far superior to cats: show dog sniffs out owner’s cancer, thereby saving her life.
A psychiatrist analyzes the characters of GIRLS, confirms that Jessa is absolutely the worst.
Fidel Martinez is an editor at Fusion.net. He’s also a Texas native and a lifelong El Tri fan.
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