PATRIOT Farmer Plows RESPECT for AMERICA Into HIS BEANS!!

If you believe something strongly, you want to tell people about it. I bet you, reader, have tweeted or posted your opinions on Facebook a fair few times. Pah! Useless. Those tiny words on a screen can’t be seen from up in the air, where the noble eagle soars. How about writing them on the EARTH ITSELF?

North Dakota Farmer Gene Hanson has taken, once again, to his bean fields, to plow a patriotic message into his crop of beans, his bountiful field of nutritious legumes. He appeared on Fox & Friends this morning to discuss his latest contribution to the national discourse, saying: “I just disagree with the kneeling for the national anthem, I didn’t think it was anything about black, white, or brown, Democrat or Republican, it was all about honoring our flag and our country, there’s a lot of people who died for it.”