5 things Donald Trump could learn from Loki, the god of chaos, about running for president
Donald J. Trump and Marvel Comics’ Loki were both born in the late ’40s (Trump in 1946 and Loki in 1949). Both have been portrayed as larger-than-life villains in the media. And both are running to become the next president of the United States.
In the inaugural issue of Marvel’s Vote Loki, the Asgardian god of chaos gives up on trying to destroy the world in favor of vying for the Oval Office. While Trump is a real person and Loki is a comic book character, the echoes between their campaign strategies are striking and obviously intentional. Neither claim to care for radical extremists and both show up to guest host Saturday Night Live.
There’s one key difference, though—people on both sides of the aisle like Loki. He’s running a much slicker, sexier operation, which begs the question: Is this super villain running a better campaign than Donald Trump? The answer, of course, is yes.
These are five lessons Donald Trump could learn from Loki’s bid for the presidency.
Taking a firm, definitive stance on guns would win more votes
Despite what he may tell you, Donald Trump doesn’t really know what he thinks about guns. In the past, he’s expressed support for an assault weapons ban and gun reform meant to limit the potential for more mass shootings in the U.S. He’s also said that he “cherishes” the Second Amendment and has vowed to protect it from Hillary Clinton, his presumptive opponent, who’s staunchly in favor of gun reform.
In the comic, during a televised debate between the candidates chosen by two other parties, Loki dispatches undercover Hydra agents trying to kill innocent bystanders. If his villainous history is any indication, Loki isn’t necessarily anti-gun, but his being president would effectively nullify the need for the Second Amendment. Why would the country need guns if it was being ruled protected by a living god who was impervious to bullets? Loki uses magic to erase the bullets away.
When a reporter asks you a question, try listening to and answering them
Throughout his campaign, Trump’s developed a skill for dodging the difficult, probing questions about whether he supports the violence observed at his campaign rallies, if he really believes President Obama is a secret Kenyan, and how he feels about being endorsed by white supremacists. His intention, one imagines, is to deflect attention away from these issues. He fails.