Why Maleficent and Other Villains > Heroes

As we gear up to get our fill of nostalgia and general perfectly-manicured eyebrow ferocity with the release of Maleficent, it becomes ever clearer that villains, while they may lose to the hero and heroine, reign forever as our favorites. Villains >>> Heroes.

While the heroes and heroines of so many animated movies are, more often than not, passive and content to simply react to the things happening around them, villains tend to not only be go-getters, but go-getters who are left to fend for themselves as misfits, weirdos, the feared, the misunderstood, the rejected, women and noted bachelors. Also, like I said: Eyebrows.

Maleficent > Aurora

In Maleficent’s defense, how hard would it have been to extend an invitation? It also seems like she’s the only person in the kingdom willing to employ trolls and goblins, so she’s basically a humanitarian.

Scar > Mufasa

I mean, SURE, he murdered his brother. Like, I totally get why we’re all really upset about that. But INTERNET SUPER SLEUTHS (Reddit users) believe that Mufasa may have magically placed a curse on his own kingdom, basically starving his family and subjects just because of a little murder. Which makes him even more of a murderer. And isn’t a murderer who murders a murderer a hero? No?

Cruella > A Bunch of Dogs

No offense to Roger and Anita, but they’re pretty much the world’s most irresponsible dog owners. Spay and neuter your pets, guys.

Ursula > Ariel