Hillary Clinton's Democratic debate staredowns: An appreciation

Hillary Clinton might not have “won” CNN’s Democratic presidential debate on Tuesday—the same day that the American Music Awards nominations committee snubbed her Justin Bieber collab, “Where Are Ü Now (I’m Just Chillin’ in Cedar Rapids Remix).”

But if there’s one thing Secretary Clinton can take solace in, it’s that the stone-cold staredowns she levied at her fellow 2016 hopefuls were nothing short of glorious. And paralyzing. But mostly glorious.

For reference, here’s how former Rhode Island Governor Lincoln Chafee’s face looked when Clinton had the mic.

Does that look like a block of granite to you, Secretary Clinton?

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